League of Legends Match History

Qepu·11/29/2016, 2:22:01 AM·2 votes·556 views
League of Legends Match History

I've played league for 4 years now and i have never made it out of elo hell aka Bronze, I'm willing to admit that, I've carried games going 30-5 and still lose, but after today I don't think I can solo que ever again. This link i have here, is the link to one of the most cancerous games i have ever EVER played, and I'm going to guide you through it. It all started pretty rough, trolling started right in the champ select menu when the Yasuo decided to play Yasuo adc because he insisted he played no other champ, and everything else was normal, Olaf top, Thresh support, and the mightiest troll on our team Leblanc .

Now about 10 minutes into the game everything was fine, we had 16 kills and they had 4, it was simply freelo. Then it all went downhill from there. A couple minutes later Leblanc had a item 3165 so she had a decent amount of mana and came to my Blue buff that i was all ready at pinging it saying she wanted it. At this point i told her i needed it cuz i had no mana item and I needed to be able to keep my W on Amumu on during fights and be able to use Q without losing a quarter of my mana and waiting forever for it to regen. And that was when all hell broke lose, she said in chat okay i quit, and she did worse than quit, for the next half an hour she fed and fed and fed till she went from 6-1 to 7-25 and we ended up losing a game that was so easily won, and in the mean time trolling me along with what im guessing now was her duo que Yasuo who was 21-7 but was trolling by not being in team fights or pushing when we had them aced, and at 34 minutes in he said and i quote "I'm going to go make lasaugna, be back in 15 minutes." And that pretty much explains the most cancerous game I have ever played in my entire 4 years of playing league but is also just one of the many types of matches that have caused me to be stuck in Bronze.

And now Just today I played another game, was doing okay within the first 5 minutes of Amumu jungle, then about 10 minutes into the game they had a 3-0 Xin Zhao who was camping my jg and I had no way of countering because Xin Zhao can literally one shot at lvl 5 and they had a 6-0 Fizz while we had a 0-5 Ziggs. I'm going to be honest I dont really ever leave games no matter what, but this game we were 5-30 at 20 minutes in with a 0-14 Ziggs with a 1-4 vote for surrender, so I straight up left. After that I Don't think i can ever Solo Que again.

2 Comments

hunterspec11/29/2016, 2:45:09 AM1 votes

"I'm going to go make lasaugna, be back in 15 minutes."

I laughed so fucking hard. I want to play with this guy.