FINGER GUN CHAMPS
Ok but imagine all the champions who use guns(i.e. MF, Lucian, Jhin, etc.) using... wait for it.... FINGER GUNS. And of course, since only dads use finger guns, they all wear dad outfits.
Yes this is stupid but think about how satisfying it would be to kill Kayn or Yi with finger guns.
Ult should be just replaced by him pointing a finger gun at someone and making the sound with his mouth.
Gets an enlarged hand for his ult (even bigger on 4th) and 4th auto crits.