Nexus Blitz - The not so funny joke from players

Welcome, in League of Legends gamemode spotlight, featuring, Nexus Blitz - The joke from players.

Nexus Blitz is gamemode based on "Battle Royale", a dying game type but we don't care. In our parody of it, you're putted on a small tight map with a lot of bushes, because why not. There's no bus driver to who you can say "Thank you" but we're working on that. To make it look like something good we've putted back some old, slightly modified items, from past seasons but it still can't cover that it's terrible. At least you will still give us your money so, it's all good.

**Abilities: **

Nexus Blitz is welcoming us with a few randomly spawning events like Bardle Royale or Loot Veigar. No worries, there is more of them where anyway 1 team if feeded before can dominate other breaking whole fun. As we said, WE DON'T CARE.

Second ability of Nexus Blitz is "Setting feeded players on fire so they can be feeded even more". No problem, setting on fire is making you much more soft, but if your team will protect you from attacks of enemy team, it's totally uneffective. Funnier thing is that this buff everyone can earn. Not only 1 player in team. We're joking from our players, remember. Even funnier is that, events aren't removing "On fire". You can literally feed yourself before, and when event will be active, BUM, break everything.

Champion select is totally random in Nexus Blitz. You can pick WHOEVER YOU WANT, likie Yi that feeded will delete you with 1 Q. Lux spaming with her R. Permastun Neeko. Just pick whoever you want to annoy enemy team.

Passive ability of Nexus Blitz is "NO FUN POSSIBLE". It generates random people saying how fun our gamemode is that maybe won only 1 game or even didn't played Nexus Blitz, but they only have to say that it is fun. Nothing else in their existence matter. Active effect of NO FUN POSSIBLE is all about chaos. On the beginning of the match, you can say, what's going on. Later, you have no idea where are your christmas gifts. Compared to URF or One for All, no matter if you lost or won, you still had some fun. Guess what, not there ! Matches are quick and chaotic, most of the time you will have no possibility to buy second item because enemy team will dominate you. In the middle of the game, teams will start playing only for 1 feeded champion. Even if you're close to win, just one more hit to the Nexus, hahaha, Nexus wakes up with full hp and starts walking away.

Summation

Nexus Blitz is all about "Play to win". A fun, should come no matter win or lost. Everytime in Nexus Blitz, fun comes only to people that won. You will be left annoyed. As URF or One for All was ignored if you were playing bad or good, Nexus Blitz won't. Just 1 bad step and whole game will be fecked up for everyone. How can something "Play to win" be fun ? Of course can't. We have these randomly showing people to call it fun so you can think, that it is fun when it's not. Nexus Blitz is only a big joke from players. Ok, we can try to modify it in next patches but still it can't change that it's dying game type, working on it and trying to put it as "Replacement for URF and One for All" is meaningless... But as we said, we don't care that some players want to have fun with League of Legends. We're building our own coffin, bc we want, oke ? Now end of the spotlight, go for your mom credit card and pay us !