I am so fucking beyond done with these Matchmaking monkeys, learn to end a game when you're ahead

amazingamaze·3/29/2018, 12:38:11 AM·20 votes·1,460 views

It's 25 minutes, we have one of their inhibs open and minions are pushing it, two of midlane's towers are dead and their inhib turret is at 3/4 HP when I am playing a fucking the enemy ADC is clearing minions at bot and their jungler is botside doing blue~

SO FUCKING LISTEN TO ME THE FIRST TIME WHEN I PING AND SAY TO GET FUCKING BARON THEN ALL MID AND WIN THE FUCKING GAME INSTEAD OF YOU DIPSHIT ASS "PLATS AND GOLDS" RUNNING IN 1 BY 1 LIKE FUCKING LEMMINGS TRYING TO CHASE KILLS.

Christ this kind of shit is so fucking tilting, just let me get through Silver I already FFS Riot, enough of this god damn olympic class weight lifting I'm sick of it.

22 Comments

princeblumpkin3/29/2018, 4:17:13 AM3 votes

It's NA: 40% of the players in every game don't actually want to win, and that 40% isn't always evenly distributed. Sometimes you get 3 or more of the losers on the same team, and if that happens, nothing you do will matter because at least 3/4 people on your team aren't trying.

Tacosrock3/29/2018, 3:18:53 PM3 votes

Leave actual issues on the boards, not some angry rant about how much better you are. Everyone feels this way, trust me. So stop trying to act like it's just you.

VvVVvV3/29/2018, 2:34:29 AM3 votes

i know what you mean. it happens. i was pretty much trying to explain to one of my teams something similar in one of my games earlier today.

We killed 4 on enemy team and pushed mid. We had time to get 1 tower and inhib but not time to end. So i ping baron because i knew we could get that before the others spawned and could get there to stop us but instead of of my time tried to continue pushing and end..then they died.

Then when we finally did get baron they seen one of the enemy go into the jungle so 2 of them went after them....then they died to the rest of their team....then 2 more died trying to save them......then i was left trying to defend the base alone......we lost the game.

I was trying to tell them it made no sense to go off chasing people in the jungle when we had baron buff. They should of stayed in lane and forced a fight near OUR BARON MINIONS as a team but no..they chased into the jungle 2 at a time.

funny thing is i was playing Ziggs too lol......maybe Ziggs is cursed lol

SephAgro3/29/2018, 2:49:59 PM2 votes

i look forward to the day people stop using 'monkeys' and 'lemmings' and other unoriginal tired out wore out cliches said by literally everyone in this game

ChompyWulf3/29/2018, 12:50:05 AM2 votes

Why not split push if your team is chasing for kills? Ziggs has enough kite and demolition potential to make it worth.

sphinxthelion73/30/2018, 7:14:20 AM1 votes

I feel you. I have had some really dumbass teams this week. I was so tilted I just deleted the game. Matchmaking in this game sucks. Everytime my MMR gets a little above average for my league I get a slew of the worst most uncarriable teammates imaginable until it tanks. Rinse repeat. There is a hidden matchmaking system that puts you with shitty teammates if you are winning a lot. Riot keeps denying it but it is consistent and predictable.

I think part of the problem this week is that the kiddos are on spring break and running around being dumb toxic moronic selves and ruining games.

sAyCo3/30/2018, 9:48:16 AM1 votes

bro, i wasnt playing ranked for that reason, started it 3 days ago and i could get from silver 5 to silver 1 promos. now lost promos for that reason and pumping up from silver 1 (22LP) to silver 1 (96LP) UP and DOWN .. UP and DOWN .. UP and DOWN.. i swear when i get Gold rank i stop ranked. its all i want. (Golden boarder)

BALDG1VEN BOOMER3/29/2018, 2:21:05 AM1 votes

Can't get free passes through elo bro unless you're MMR is higher.

Eedat3/29/2018, 2:45:18 AM1 votes

No! My towerdive will work this time. Trust me ehehehehehHEHEHEHEH

Cavesloth3/29/2018, 5:01:38 AM1 votes

Fun fact, some of those players maybe chasing an S and don't want to end. RIots fault for not making it clearer what gets you an S or having a ingame meter telling you what your endgame grade will be.

xelaker3/29/2018, 2:24:37 PM1 votes

this goes for the enemy team too. if you are crushing me, stop clearing out my jung and win you turd.