Yo Riot, did I even cuss in these 3 games you banned me for?

I am losing faith in the world.

Some people should be bombed.

So this took over 3 continuous games? Or was it just 3 selective games?

Isn't it odd that I'm oddly responding to someone? Who is that someone?

Okay, it was tough, but I think I did swear one time in here: Game 1 Ice Sausage: gg Ice Sausage: gl wu' Ice Sausage: if i'd have known i wouldnt have gone adc Ice Sausage: k Ice Sausage: cus my lane was pushing up, and for some dome reason i valued turrets Ice Sausage: solo Ice Sausage: im solo Ice Sausage: noobs Ice Sausage: mightn i/ Ice Sausage: jesus Ice Sausage: k Ice Sausage: its 1v9 Ice Sausage: cya' Ice Sausage: when im mid, id have roamed twice by now Ice Sausage: maybe its mne Ice Sausage: k Ice Sausage: sigh Ice Sausage: why even play, ghl Ice Sausage: i dont have a support Ice Sausage: im not serring it Ice Sausage: i just die Ice Sausage: its more like, he just leaves Ice Sausage: he's gonna carry apparently Ice Sausage: i doubt you can carry a piece of luggage Ice Sausage: k Ice Sausage: sorry was a 1v2 lane Ice Sausage: they went forward Ice Sausage: HALP Ice Sausage: sigh whatever Ice Sausage: go in near teammates, TEAMMATES LEAVE THEN ASK TO REPORT YOU Ice Sausage: k Ice Sausage: k ill back off Ice Sausage: gl Ice Sausage: i couldt ult Ice Sausage: maybe i should kill myself Ice Sausage: had a great support Ice Sausage: great supporet Ice Sausage: was 1v2 bot lane the whole time Ice Sausage: but yeah, 1v2 Ice Sausage: 11 Ice Sausage: are you doing good yasuo? Ice Sausage: i didnt think so either Ice Sausage: i know Ice Sausage: its someone elses fault Ice Sausage: gl Ice Sausage: no support Ice Sausage: yeah, my fault Ice Sausage: i didnt ask to be bot Ice Sausage: i did Ice Sausage: no response Ice Sausage: asked if i could mid Ice Sausage: literally that wasz all i said Ice Sausage: gl Ice Sausage: no support STILL Ice Sausage: AND I WAS BOIT Ice Sausage: k ill top then Ice Sausage: kinda wishin ya had an adc huh Ice Sausage: cy Ice Sausage: YOUR ADC WISHED HE HAD A SUPPORT Ice Sausage: but blame me Ice Sausage: cya Ice Sausage: gl Ice Sausage: ugh why did i think my teammates dont suck Ice Sausage: not a single ward btw Ice Sausage: didnt even upgrade trinket Ice Sausage: you guys think youre so good Ice Sausage: i bedt Ice Sausage: cya Ice Sausage: how bronze my team is Ice Sausage: "report ashe, wait dont once we start acting like a team" Ice Sausage: you guys want the win? ill throw Ice Sausage: how bad? Ice Sausage: why yasuo? Ice Sausage: for 1v2ung? Ice Sausage: what a priuck Ice Sausage: i dont get it yas Ice Sausage: youre 4/8 Ice Sausage: cya Ice Sausage: i know you want to blame others Ice Sausage: great support btw Ice Sausage: will report Ice Sausage: sigh Ice Sausage: gl Ice Sausage: show me how good your are Ice Sausage: i bet youre not that good Ice Sausage: ill watch Ice Sausage: gee so is Wukong a good support? Ice Sausage: gg Game 2 Ice Sausage: mad people Ice Sausage: really? Ice Sausage: k Ice Sausage: blame me Ice Sausage: everythying Ice Sausage: i suck Ice Sausage: doubt it Ice Sausage: you just said in all chat REPORT JINX Ice Sausage: fuck you dude Ice Sausage: might as well have Ice Sausage: cya Ice Sausage: why even try Ice Sausage: we'll lose Ice Sausage: cys Ice Sausage: cya Ice Sausage: why even try Ice Sausage: you win rng lotto Ice Sausage: CYA Ice Sausage: YOU RAN SO FAR Ice Sausage: YOU RAN SO FAR Ice Sausage: CYA Ice Sausage: sorry are youy alive? Ice Sausage: CYA Ice Sausage: CYA BRO Ice Sausage: HE ULTED ME Ice Sausage: CYA Ice Sausage: CYA BRO Ice Sausage: omg youre back in the lead Ice Sausage: 10-26 "says cya" Ice Sausage: CYA DUDE Ice Sausage: LEVEL 9 ROFL Ice Sausage: CYA Ice Sausage: im no sorry one fucking bit Ice Sausage: fuck you Ice Sausage: it certainly takes 3 to kill me Ice Sausage: CYA Ice Sausage: L8R Ice Sausage: ohhh Ice Sausage: its just me vs them Ice Sausage: christ ive almost tied the most kills Game 3 Ice Sausage: ill carry Ice Sausage: like usualy Ice Sausage: drunk account Ice Sausage: i dont have parents Ice Sausage: doubt you'll do much all game Nasus Ice Sausage: i went to help jg, dude just does whatever Ice Sausage: you were in south river with your head up your fucking ass Ice Sausage: thatsf what i mean Ice Sausage: ww not you Ice Sausage: ty ww Ice Sausage: sigh Ice Sausage: he grabs you Ice Sausage: i get targeted by tower Ice Sausage: gj Ice Sausage: its freelo season Ice Sausage: thanks to me! Ice Sausage: k Ice Sausage: CYA Ice Sausage: l8r Ice Sausage: told ya i can kat Ice Sausage: cya Ice Sausage: farm Ice Sausage: yo Ice Sausage: a little tip Ice Sausage: everytime we send em back to the grave like that? Ice Sausage: and they aint contesting the wave? Ice Sausage: push it into tower pls Ice Sausage: that's some silver 5 shit i learned Ice Sausage: wont happen again Ice Sausage: i know right? Ice Sausage: teammates Ice Sausage: PUSH IT VAYNE Ice Sausage: cya Ice Sausage: nice ww Ice Sausage: now lets get mid Ice Sausage: huh Ice Sausage: whajt did i do? Ice Sausage: wtf happened? Ice Sausage: kal Ice Sausage: i shunpoed the turret Ice Sausage: you cant shunpo turrets Ice Sausage: meant to shunpo you Ice Sausage: im trying dude Ice Sausage: im support Ice Sausage: so yeah Ice Sausage: who? Ice Sausage: i have to ward, kill and farm everything Ice Sausage: gg Ice Sausage: yep Ice Sausage: just end jesus Ice Sausage: ill; throw Ice Sausage: CANT CATCH ME Ice Sausage: i was gonna go right to nexus Ice Sausage: nasus stop Ice Sausage: ITS TIUME TO STOP[ Ice Sausage: ITS TIME TO STOP Ice Sausage: NASUS Ice Sausage: WHY ARENT YOU FRONT LINGING FOR OUR TEAM Ice Sausage: FUCKING MORON I CAN DO DMG Ice Sausage: DUDE JUST FARMS Ice Sausage: GG 4V5 Ice Sausage: report nasus Ice Sausage: hnow Ice Sausage: how Ice Sausage: would settle for dragon Ice Sausage: ty Ice Sausage: omg Ice Sausage: did we Ice Sausage: did we get an objectiove? Ice Sausage: i got home Ice Sausage: keep pushing Ice Sausage: keep pushin Ice Sausage: get out now Ice Sausage: serious' Ice Sausage: god so unfair Ice Sausage: think you coulda? Ice Sausage: with dem respawnin? Ice Sausage: k bro! Ice Sausage: YO GET WITH ME Ice Sausage: you guys arent good Ice Sausage: just end actually Ice Sausage: wtf were you doing bot lane?! Ice Sausage: ohh Ice Sausage: i see Ice Sausage: k i can chill Ice Sausage: wtf were you guys doing bot? Ice Sausage: see? Ice Sausage: wtf was i doing mid? Ice Sausage: SO WTF WERE YOU IDIOTS DOING BOT Ice Sausage: k whatever, its not like i cant carry you retards Ice Sausage: yeah its about to get worse Ice Sausage: hold on pal Ice Sausage: cya Ice Sausage: i hit my zontas, but who cares? Ice Sausage: you wonder why we go to war Ice Sausage: idiots Ice Sausage: sigh Ice Sausage: final groupinbg Ice Sausage: get em now or lose Ice Sausage: cya Ice Sausage: gg

I think the world is unfair. And I'm willing to do what it takes to make it unfair. Maybe we should kill each other?

I'd start with Riot.