In the midst of all this mastery page censoring bs...

EKKO IS A NlGGER··73 votes·2,273 views

I have a page named "lubricated horse cock" that's uncensored :)

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Danjeng44 votes

It's working as intended.

The act of lubricating horse cocks is an integral part of the northern Ionian culture. We believe in harmony with nature, and soft, lush animal genitals that are smooth to the touch.

Mor- - -aiser however, is an insult to our heritage. The Dekistani's have pillaged our villages many times for gold. They polluted our mana wells with their filthy Dek fluids and taken our experience income. I applaud Ritotinos for recognizing our plight and censoring their name.

EKKO IS A NlGGER9 votes

Dek fluids ROFL

Glory ln Death2 votes

They want to corrupt our fluids! Do you know about the fluoridation of our drinking water?

StarGuardianWeeb10 votes

League lore is so beautiful [zombie-nunu-hearts]

Jeddy0172 votes

The act of lubricating horse cocks is an integral part of the northern Ionian culture. We believe in harmony with nature, and soft, lush animal genitals that are smooth to the touch.

..........*looks at the Ionian Roster & thinks for a second*.............

Huh, interesting.

Danjeng1 votes

Wait. This gif. The meme quality. Mon chéri, Is it really you? I thought you were gone forever!

Sraeg20131 votes

It is me. I'm not sure if the "me" you're talking about is the "me" I am though.

Danjeng1 votes

This cannot be! You do not remember your endless loop of gifs and my asking of what those gifs were of? It was a great misfortune that we had reached the 13 reply limit, and I thought our time together had come to an end. But it is fate that I have found you again! (BTW I'm a bit mad that I remembered your username, which is just nonsensical letters and numbers, but you don't remember mine)

Sraeg20131 votes

This cannot be! You do not remember your endless loop of gifs and my asking of what those gifs were of?

You wouldn't be the first. ;)

It was a great misfortune that we had reached the 13 reply limit, and I thought our time together had come to an end.

But this confirms it did happen Pretty sure I'm the only one around telling people about the discussion mode comment limit.

(BTW I'm a bit mad that I remembered your username, which is just nonsensical letters and numbers, but you don't remember mine)

I've been around before Reddit-wannabe Boards were created. After some time it gets really hard to remember people you only talked with once or twice.

And my username isn't really nonsensical. It's "Gears" spelled backwards topped with the year of the account creation.

Danjeng1 votes

It's a curse I have. A tragic story, really. I remember usernames. There have been games where I play with people I have played with before. I call out to them, but sadly they do not remember me. Sometimes, I pretend I never met them at all. My heart has been skewered and shredded time and time again, recognizing usernames that would not remember me.

Maybe I should get one of those names along the line of "Tidal Tyrant" or "Malicious Metal". Those seem to be pretty memorable. I don't have enough IP/RP though.

I'm actually a pro player, but due to a scandal, I lost everything I had. I would like you to give me your LoL account password, so I can wire 10,000,000 IP and RP from my own estate. You will get 20% of the funds. This is totally legit.

Sraeg20131 votes

It's a curse I have. I remember usernames. There have been games where I play with people I have played with before. I call out to them, but sadly they do not remember me. Sometimes, I pretend I never met them at all. My heart has been skewered and shredded time and time again, recognizing usernames that would not remember me.

I also have that from time to time.

When you played for 4 years and added every toxic individual to the block list to the point it takes 10 minutes to scroll down from A to Z you will eventually meet familiar names.

I'm actually a pro player, but due to a scandal, I lost everything I had. I would like you to give me your LoL account password, so I can wire 10,000,000 IP and RP from my own estate. You will get 20% of the funds. This is totally legit.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/154/596/fb0.jpg

Beas7ie15 votes

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I have a page named "lubricated horse cock" that's uncensored :)

Nothing needs to be censored there.

My wife is big with horses and horseback riding and sometimes part of the caretaking duties of horses is to lubricate the cocks of the stallions. All in a days work.

Completely legit

Shuyin17829 votes

Yes, "lubricate" them. I'm sure that's all she does.

BusDwnThotQiyana3 votes

logged in to upvote this, I never ever log in to upvote this is the first time.

EKKO IS A NlGGER3 votes

I'm honored. Have some lubricant :)

Birdie Sànders1 votes

Why tho

DuskDaUmbreon7 votes

But, if you think about it, it's really not. SHE is lubricating MALE horses. That's as straight as it gets.

TwitchInMyPants5 votes

Even if its straight, its a gay ol' time for her and the horse

Gone by Night1 votes

The dude does it as well, I'm sure of it. He seems to be an expert at "lubricating" animal penises.

Sraeg20132 votes

If you think about it, "gay" used to mean "happy".

I'm sure she's very happy.

BALDG1VEN BOOMER8 votes

Why though? Rofl...

EKKO IS A NlGGER50 votes

It's a Hecarim page

MonkeyMadness17 votes

Why lubricated tho? Hec goes in dry.

TheSingularity10 votes

reduce friction ;)

SH Azykan18 votes

gotta keep that speed

Sraeg20131 votes

Initially, but it help later on.

Sraeg20131 votes

Since when the jungler job includes dick in it?

Judge Steven2 votes

I see you haven't watched Dong Huap's video on junglers yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRYVR9Bqiw

Sraeg20132 votes

"Jungler molesters", holy...

I guess that's how one gets around Feeding the Carry.

Jacknife4 votes

lol I remember making a Hecarim page a long time ago called "Hecka Rimjob". I felt it was too on the nose, but I couldn't come up with something better.

Dr Poro4 votes

With the recent introduction of the Vastaya, I think they want to support us coming up with nice combinations of animals. I don't see any problems with a horse-rooster hybrid.

TheDonar4 votes

If it's not 'horse dek' I don't see why this would be a problem.... /s

General Esdeath 2 votes

Was it pre-change? I had "Whatever the fuck Irelia is"

EKKO IS A NlGGER2 votes

Actually, now that people are starting to mention it, it might have been pre change LOL. I still think it's hilarious nonetheless though :D

Nami Want Salami2 votes

All my mastery pages are porn star names

It Hertz When IP3 votes

can I get some nudes

Joking aside, I assume most of them are combinations of normal people names that wouldn't be tag-able by a filter.

SchmidttyGames2 votes

It got about half of my pages before I renamed them all.

Gone are the days of "Nasus for your Asses", "Annie for your Fannie", and "Ziggs for my Niggs". Now it's all boring stuff like "ARAM Tank".

[zombie-nunu-bummed]

Jinzo Torrance1 votes

"Cancer Keystone"

Yeah, I've noticed that if I don't update the page the name remains fully visible to me.

BØLT1 votes

LOL 10/10

Captainn Ginyu1 votes

i know a guy on SL who does that kinda stuff with the prims an parts he uses on his objects an most of his products you can find a prim named with the N word

idk why peopel do all this lol

Kiriana1 votes

Well everyone the word Support is now censored. Goodbye support mains everywhere, apparently you are inappropriate. :/ Sad day Amumu

It Hertz When IP2 votes

....what tf part of that word is offensive?

Glory ln Death4 votes

PP. No one wants to talk about your urine.

FederalExpress1 votes

Is this in reference to In The Loop?

Sraeg20131 votes

I also seen that comic.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dominick Destine1 votes

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I also seen that comic.

Yes, I read Berserk too.

Sraeg20131 votes

Pretty sure that one wasn't using any lube.

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