WTF did i come back to? Somebody seriously explain this.

I come back to this game after being gone half a year. and i see every single person, their mailman, their mom, their god damn dog. playing udry sona and yi. if its not banned its being played.

i look at the list of new items and think wow this is stupid. do i choose dead mans plate or randuins? duskblade? where is this item?

im not even going to get into the mastery trees. im not.