Typical Excuses We've All Come Across

Here are some of the most commonly found in every game:

Lag -"sorry lagging" -"playing on a toaster" -"China is making me cry" -"starbucks internet sucks never again pls" -"oh my computer isn't working" -"please this fps is hurting" -"gg lag"

Noob -"omg team is noob" -"omg enemy noob champ" -"dude he took my farm it's not my fault what a noob" -"noobs" -"he ksed what a noob" "n00b"

Language Barrier -"que? no hablas íngles" -"什么？不会说英文。“ -"huehuehue brazilian"

Three Words -"attempting to reconnect" -"fuck that teemo" -"i hate league" -"fuck my team" -"never play (insert champ name)"