riot plrase do nerf to the zed

Incredible nonsense, no logic, disgusting grammar and spelling and unjustified complaints.

Love it +1

K

makes more sense than most of my ranked game chats.

Quality Thread...doubt Riot can still refuse to nerf Zed after reading this.

I get that you are being sarcastic, but the real Zed complaints aren't all unjustified.

The "just don't feed him" argument doesn't work when you are talking about a champion that is statistically in the top 5 for average kills per game. Zed also has the highest average gold income of all assassins due to his easy farming. Preventing him from getting fed enough to scale up with items is a lot harder than pretty much any other champion in the game.

Whenever play rate increases, win rate will typically decrease due to inexperienced players playing the champion. Zed has both a top tier win rate and popularity. Zed has an easy skill floor (48% winrate for brand new players) and a very high skill cap (57% winrate at 125+ games played); other champions (Shen as an example) are often nerfed for having similar winrates for highly experienced (125+ games) players.

Zed just has too many strengths. Below are some rankings comparing him to the other primary assassins competing for the mid lane role. Zed is in the top 3 for 8/9 statistics, especially important being skill cap, assassination safety, gold earned, popularity, and damage dealt. Honestly, Zed should either give up some of his easy farming or some of his assassination safety, because outperforming most other assassins in both makes him far too reliable.

Popularity (Pick + Ban): > > > > > > > > > >

Overall Win Rate: > > > > > > > > > >

Skill Cap (Win Rate at 125+ Game Experience): > > > > > > > > > >

Skill Floor (Win Rate at 1-5 Game Experience): > > > > > > > > > >

Gold Earned: > > > > > > > > > >

CS (Minions + Monsters KIlled): > > > > > > > > > >

Champions KIlled: > > > > > > > > > >

Assassination Safety (Champion KIlls Divided by Deaths): > > > > > > > > > >

Damage Dealt: > > > > > > > > > >

[Data sourced from Champion.gg; Non-Mid lane roles statistics excluded]

I came here expecting another poorly-written QQ thread, I was so pleasantly surprised to see this well-thought and elegant post with logical points and interesting suggestions. 5/7 would read again.

I actually had fun trying to decipher this, felt like Indiana Jones discovering a lost dialect of an ancient language.

I wonder what grade I'd get if I gave this to my English teacher.

I died halfway through the post from an aneurysm.

Honestly no difference between this guy and 99% of the anti-Lee and anti-Yasuo base. He's just being real.

Quality shitpost. 5/7 would read again. Gonna send this to my friends.

The unseen joke is the deadliest

This post gave me caner +1

This reminds me of the "Brazilian Tier List" back in the day.

My brain hurts after reading this

you know just as i was tired to seeing some qq post this one truly is amazing +1

kek

I'm going blind reading this

"batang instant died"

Sounds like some k-pop group

lol u bad! 2 beat tee zed as luks u need lvl 6 for ulti and . if u use then run in close he cant dodge u snare so u just snare and then laser him and ignite. freelo lol

eta: if u mess up and he kill u then u need get this item to cath up . once is stax he cant beat u!!

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and batang i instant died.

It's like I'm reading the script for an Indian Soap.

vvvortic ?

luks bad. i luks 2 time and knew from their no more luks cuz squishiest. she q e squish squish. zed op 9999 in my match ult splat 5v1. blades shadows ripper...

You could've show him your grammar he would've go afk.

P.s : I don't understand 70% of this but it has 100 upvotes .. the circlejerk is real

Don't nerf Zed, Just buff everyone else. Like or ...... or

challenjour mechanics

http://img02.deviantart.net/1f00/i/2015/332/6/d/999999_by_ryxor-d9iehjd.png

What's sad is people wouldn't catch the joke if he had even eased up a tiny bit on his spelling mistakes.

Literally all my reported chat logs...

Read it in Borat voice.

I couldn't stop laughing, being looked @ in my office like im up to no good,

awesome post :D

Don't let dem skebs brings u dawn man, we lobes u threds and we bilibe u fanny very Mach even if your England is not the besterest

I oogree zed op waith 10k dmg

+1 Caner.

I give this post a 5/7.

Imo he is pretty balanced now and even nerfed because people don't know the meaning of a godamn assassin nowedays let's be honest guys he has to have a tremendous burst damage so he can at least kill the adc without problems. If you take that opportunity away from him you take the meaning of assassins away.

The Unseen Blade is the Deadliest

Not only salt level 1000 but we already know youre silver with the brains level brah