as an annie onetrick it is so annoying to...

MysteriousBootie·3/16/2018, 9:03:01 AM·2 votes·617 views
  1. play midlane and be completely reliant on your jungle to countergank the enemy jg who has a brain and decides to camp you because as we all know, mid lane is the second most impactful lane in the game with the roam potential.

  2. play botlane and your ad gives fb, continues to feed two more deaths, and afterwards blame you for being unable to peel for him.

  3. decide to try out midlane AGAIN except hexdrinker is an item so your burst to the enemy laner is like an ant without its pincers trying to take on a fucking turtle that's armorplated with fucking titanium. seriously.

  4. i play mid and my feeding bot comes mid to take my farm and XP

  5. duskblade abuse by asassins, 'nuff said

midlane is just a fiesta of ganks, camps, afk farming, and AD/MR abuse.

i get it. riot hates mages because they press buttons and manage to 1-shot ADCs and other squishes

/endrant

8 Comments

KennysDreamGirl3/16/2018, 9:24:42 AM2 votes

I'm just going to assume this is a joke from a post I just read about a draven player

Hawthorn Tree3/16/2018, 9:13:30 AM1 votes

lol, item 2419 is cheaper than item 3155 . And guess which one negates more damage?

Seriously, though, the itemization for mid laners have been messed up since the dawn of time, and I keep complaining about it, but nobody listens. It's honestly bullshit that champions like Ahri Lux Xerath are getting the same lifesaver item as champions like Diana Morgana . Like, some of these fuckers literally don't even show up on your screen to snipe all your health away, but they get to use the same shit that hardcore divers use to not get melted by 5 enemies in the brief delay before reinforcement arrives. Of course that defensive item is going to be lackluster for some, because if it was good enough, then those dumbass poke mages will just never ever die.

JackMcSnipeyz3/16/2018, 12:42:00 PM1 votes

Funny how in every one of these posts the jungle only camps their lane every game every time, no matter where they go.