Thank you League matchmaking, literal 1v5 game, never before have I experienced such back pain

https://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2904777041/31948294?tab=overview

4 fucking chuckle-nut failures, not a single one did even halfway decent that match, like I can understand having a "bad game" but these THINGS played like actual fucking Intermediate bots with a capital INT.

Fuck Riot get your shit together, this kind of garbage is not fucking fair or fun to play with, holy fucking christ this was a headache and a half. Couldn't even get out early either, because of course we had 2 fucking dickwipes voting no for a surrender even though I THE FUCKING TANK WITH NO DAMAGE ITEMS had the most kills and objective pressure.