Could we please get a nerf Rito?

Am I aware fan boys/girls are gonna rage on me? Absolutely. Will it stop me from posting this? Well I think that is a rhetorical question... that being said, let us get down to business shall we?

Before I begin let me explain the link and exactly where I am at, first of all the link is just to look at OP champs for silver seeing as that is what I get matched with, despite being unranked by choice (this is explained a little further down). Anyone else tired of trying new champs, or just trying to play the game for fun... to see or (amongst a few others) in the loading screen as you groan and realize you are unfortunate enough to go against team tryhard, and I mean this in regard to the team that plays normals like its ranked for the sole purpose of ruining the fun for people like me who try to play this game for fun (I know, wanting to play video games for fun is quite a lot to ask)? I understand there are people who cling to these champs for dear life, people who have nightmares about them getting nerfed (and I mean this in a satire manner, please do not target this as an attempt to discredit me claiming that I "insulted you"). Let me break down my 2 focused champs for this post:

first. So here we have captain of the jungle in silver. Pre level 6? Just the occasional 1 shot thanks to Qs passive, and a mediocre heal... ok sure, I'll let that one slide... his W isn't really a problem... E, spinning through walls is a little annoying but nothing to write home about. Level 6-18? Unfortunate enough to have a team with little or no CC... just surrender at 20. Have some good CC? Well his Qs passive can 1-2 shot most squishy champs and his ult can be triggered regardless of any/all CC on him. So here we have an invincible champion with the inept ability to solo an entire team if they have little CC, otherwise he just goes in second to the same effect. My suggested fix for this? (since it seems most complain about a champion with no solution) 2 easy fixes, 1. Do what you did to and make him get an absolutely massive slow but for the full duration of his ult and the ability to toggle it back off at any time during the duration but no refund on cooldown for doing so. 2. Rework him ever so slightly by giving his ult an even longer cooldown to make him have to think twice about ulting, instead of it being up every single time he spots a champion nearby, or perhaps make his Qs passive disabled for the duration. I would even take the slightest addition of making towers ignore his ult.

Alright, now that he is out of the way... well time for , wouldn't be a nerf request thread without tossing this abomination on here would it? Where is she in my link? Well ya know, at the bottom under the champions who NEED a nerf. Lets knock out her pre 6 like we did trynd: Q, meh, not so bad. W, it tickles a little bit. E, kind of annoying due to escapes, but this is a mid champ so she kind of needs some kind of escape right? Alright, now the moment of truth 6-18... 250% AP and 375% AD scaling on her ult??? Are you kidding me Rito? On top of its 350/550/750 BASE damage and 90/60/45 second cooldown and a passive that has it up virtually after every individual kill at level 3. "Well Lucy, just play as a tank and you will be fine." ha... ha... haha.... HAHAHAHAHAHA I really ONLY play tanks, yea got killed in under a second as FULL TANK volibear, this being even as I charged her with my Q in a pathetic attempt to cancel her ult (I was in between the front and back of her ult, so it was charge her or run out with the same distance in between so I figured I should try to cancel her ult at the very least). My solution? Well that should be pretty abundantly clear, should it not? Just nerf the damn scaling on it, and lower the base damage just a tad, maybe 250/450/650. Such a simple solution, yet I know it will never happen.

So there, I know how much hate I am going to get for even DARING to make an attempt to make the game, Satan forbid, "fun" (in a balanced way, not in the traditional competitive testosterone fueled sense of "whatever it takes to win is fun"). Because we all know that the game is perfect and no champs are too strong or too weak (cough cough). With this I would like to mention that I am not the forum dwelling kind of girl and likely will not come back here to see how bad this post is doing, take it more as a discussion for everyone else, and if it magically actually gets some support, I suppose I will find out if either of these 2 get a reasonable nerf. Other then that I offer 1 final solution (this one people might actually get behind if they read this far down before calling me retarded and bad), ready for this madness? Add a 3 champ ban system to team builder (the only normals I play). Just like that this can be fixed and keep all the tryhard teams content.