Support Main Life at Silver ELO

First off, I just came back to LoL and I LOVE it right now, especially this season for supports, so much fun. I am glad to see solo queue is still the good old never rank up too, supporting really good players just isn't fun at all, they don't even need you to dominate, so grateful I don't have to deal with that at my elo. I personally love when my adc gets caught and I get to rescue the damsel in distress with my sexy lanterns. I've single-handled prevented my adc from being utterly terrible game after game despite how terrible they are (especially at low elo), and just want to say, please don't ever change this Riot. Whatever system you have in place to keep giving me the really poorly-skilled and brainless people, it is working and I am thrilled. No, I am not being sarcastic, really I am not. My favorite thing to do in this game is to turn bad players into less bad players with all the support tools in my arsenal.

I'm a little annoyed they added this free win in my promotion series, I like the complete RNG in getting a competent team and therefore complete RNG in getting promoted. Thankfully I've had a gypsy curse on me since I was 12 and got aids in my ass and soon won't be able to take a dump and will have to get my shit taken out of manually by thresh hooks so naturally I never have good teammates. I'm really fortunate though because at least when I'm not getting my shit pulled out of my ass, I can spend my days doing true good in the world. Helping the Silver-level players be just a little less terrible and perhaps enjoy the game more.

So for you all you terrible players out there in Silver, I got you my dawgs. Please don't ever get good and if you guys see me on your team and we are about to win, please do anything you can to throw. If I get too high up in rank, then my players get alot better and we can't have that. That will take all the joy out of the game for me.

Keep up the good work Riot, seriously I am addicted right now.