The Head of the Dreamwalker:
"BULLETS FOR YOU, BULLETS FOR YOU, AND YOU!!!"
"Don't chase them towards me you retard!" (when at low health and backing)
"Why is my support mid lane?"
"OMG, why did you tower dive???? Leo..."
"Focus... god damn you... everyone is dead. Up to me."
"Hahahaha, MF penta."
"Me? Engage? You know that is a Zed right?"
"Why did everyone go top to clean a minion wave?"
"Whoops... nobody saw that one right?"
"Lock them down for my ult please!!!!!!!"
"Guys... I was just gonna ult baron..."
"I love you." (surprisingly, I think more often than not.)
"3 HP left... and Kha'Zix is still out there somewhere."
"Ooooh, I want this minion wave, but I am soooooo very low and oom... where is that Vi / assassin / mid lane / Lux?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you whore." (when MF is banned / stolen)
"That's it. You are mine!" (when someone chats and tilts me)
"Yes, because you know. An ADC and their support can hold off a 5 man gank forever."
"Jungle, please gank once."
"Hook / Stun them Leo / Thresh."