This is terrible but funny....
I like to troll n00bl0rds by picking golden fizz chroma pack, turn "Auto Attack" in settings off, and E+E behind into backline and zhonyas when I'm in normal landing position. If they are b5 to g5 from my experience they just don't attack you because they think you are in zhonyas. When they are in a bad position because you are behind them, show them how wrong they are.
If you doubt me then look up my match history. I have played a recent 25/10 game with fizz in norms vs b3-g5. The trick usually will work.