How is it that every single game I've played on my offday, my team dies 10 times or more in < 10m?

I've played about 10 games today and every single game I get people who cannot win their lane, and not only that.. they feed between 3-10 kills within the first 10-20 minutes. Where is the 50% medium here? Why am I constantly getting fucked with the worst players plat has to offer? I really don't understand it. Is it because I'm the only person with the new matchmaking system who is playing solo without Skype?

I know I'll get some "salty" responses from people who are under the age of 15 who think that the 7 year old phrase is still hip and funny, kind of like "yo momma" jokes... but hell yeah I'm salty. Why can't I get the people who can handle their lane for once?