Garen's Ultimate is used to get shut downs

Which gives Garen more money than anybody else who is getting fed which makes him to be ahead which makes him to get more shutdowns which makes him to get more fed than enemy who's getting fed which makes him impossible to kill which makes him have insanely strong aoe dmg which makes him to tank a turret and kill it before dying which makes him solo baron which makes him get 5th drag which makes him transform into his final form..... Darius.