@ Meddler What causes these random knock ups that send the player to space?

They probably don't want to fix it because it's amusing.

This is caused by the fact that computers can only deal with numbers so large, or specifically, so small. -2,147,483,647 to 2,147,483,647 is the range of an int in c++ (int is a box that holds a number, c++ is a coding language that LoL is mostly done in.) When values start to multiply/divide by each other you can approach 0 very quickly. Many physics require that the number isn't exactly 0, although it can get infinitely close. The issue is that as computers start to approach that infinitely close range they can't handle it and round to 0, causing those issues.

You can find them in just about every game.