Top lane, all cheese and no brain

Just to make things clear, I have no issue with HEALTHY lane bullies. For example champions like are perfectly fine as lane bullies and healthily follow the rules of early game dominance, where they pressure only some of your farm but fall off, and you can start hurting them after 6, yet are still impactful later on.

I'm now slowly moving to jungle and support because I really can't take this shit anymore, especially with turret plating and faster minions. There's too many of these absolutely stupid and mechanically dull instant win top lane champions that kill the fun of playing top for the victim and sometimes even the abuser, running around rampant with no nerfs or solutions.

NO ONE wants to sit under tower and wait to die for the entire laning phase. Why on this good gracious fucking earth are cheese ass top laners allowed to just ragdoll you with no repercussions such as high mana usage or clear weaknesses? No starting items help except corrupting pot, WHICH HAD IT'S HEALING NERFED AND DAMAGE BUFFED (so you know cheese top laners can use that even better now) and you have to build like a complete bitch to get a CHANCE to farm, and then you spend the entire game playing catch-up and suicide farming praying that matchmaking gave you a team that could carry you until you can get back in the game, which could take a few fucking years. Since they lower your health so fucking much under tower their jungler just dives you and you just become a fucking gold funnel for the enemy team. Picking a melee top laner without poke is an actual death sentence sometimes. Every other game is some absolute veggie that picks some cheese ass garbage top laner to waste roughly 20 minutes of my time, while he's either laughing hysterically at me trying to so much as touch his wave or drooling on his keyboard (you know, because he shut off his brain). I have to literally suck my junglers dick just to get some cs and actually function, but then bot and dragon is done for.

I just have to get this out of my system because this shit drives me crazy.