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Dear Bronze/Silver/Gold ADC's

Chunkybitz··6 votes·331 views

Hey man. I get it. You're cruisin' along. You have your build. You're doin' you. When, out from the fog steps a Bronze/Silver ADC's ONE weakness: A tank! "This is a bunch of bull***! How can he still kill me?! I have so many damage items and I'm not even scratching him! This is f**king stupid! Tanks are so OP! FF! Game over, man!"

Well! We here at Please-For-the-Love-of-all-that-is-Good-Please-Oh-Please-Sweet-Baby-James-PLEASE-BUILD-ARMOR-PEN, Inc. would like to present to two new and exciting options! item 3036 item 3033

Using space-age technology researched at an undisclosed government weapons range, these items boast something called Armor Penetration! This helps you cut through that pesky "armor" these tanks build and actually do LITERALLY ANY DAMAGE AT ALL.

Seriously though, folks. It's. I mean. It's right there guys. If your Junglers and Top Laners are building more armor pen than you (SEE: Any armor pen at all), I think you REALLY might want to check it out. Yes, it's true, you don't deserve all the blame for us losing a match (MAYBE I shouldn't have 1v4'd their team when I was 3 levels behind) BUT.......you do deserve SOME of it. So next time, when those tanks are tankin', you wrassle yerself up summah that there gold, you getchyer self some armor pen, and you take care of business.

Sincerely, A Guy Tryna Get His Climb On

5 Comments

Sad Tyrant3 votes

what if I get one of these item 3071 ?

Milla Jovovich2 votes

ahahahahahahahah Chogath

Aimléss2 votes

Please take gold out of the title, that's disrespectful. Some autofill ADC's may forget, but no ADC main in gold is gonna skip LW when the enemy has an armor stacking tank.

Fear the Kayn1 votes

Chogath

Executioner

Man I cant tell you, how many times I was climbing through bronze, silver, and gold. Many players thought they were good. They try to show off there so called mechanics so much, and yet it gets them killed. Even when they were fed they would start rushing into the front lines like a mad man possessed. They made to many mistakes during laning phase, never backed when they SHOULD go heal.

Overall I got into a lot of arguments as well with those people in that elo. Over something they should of done, rather the ego manifested into the writing with them as they lashed back at me for telling them what they could of done to survive for next time purposes. Or what the team could of done differently that could save me, or how they could engage better to kill the enemy. Along with deciding on the macro play as well. They love to bitch, but yet barely have an idea at what they are doing.

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