Fuck Draven
So, I love how riot keeps coming out with bullshit champions like fizz and draven, competing for the most over-powered champions in the game. Fizz, with his back flips and untargetability, is ridiculous, and no one else has that wonderful gift of overpowerness (I'll touch on this again later). Draven has ridiculous stacks that allow him to earn easily twice the gold for a single gold than you're earning for killing any single person, so he'll just fly past you in gold or catch up in a second if he's lagging. Further, half of his abilities are reset just for catching an axe, I know riots all like, "Oh just toss your skillshots at where the axes will land, but how do you know where they'll land? Its also a little hard to toss a good skillshot at where you're guessing that he'll run to based on your ESP when you're trying to dodge the same 'Q' that's about to 1 shot you at level 10. And at level 9, sitting on only infinity edge and doran's blade, his spinning axe does over 1000 damage. That sounds pretty stupid for a level 9, especially a marksman who is getting attack speed increases anyways. Spinning axe is also stupid in that, it can swat a rocket jumping tristanna out of the air, how come rocket jumping doesn't make tristanna invulnerable or untargetable for the second it takes to complete, when fizz's back flip where he stands on his Triton for two seconds makes him completely untargetable for the 4 seconds it drags on? And now, the piece de resistance, draven's ult. Whirling death is kind of like gangplank's cannon barrage, or jinx' super mega death rocket, and my personal favorite, ashe's enchanted crystal arrow: they're all global ults, they're all scary, and we all hate tobe the target of them. The similarities end there. Whirling death is the only global capable of killing you at full health, by itself, just by building like a normal adc would. Its also the only global ult that can hit you up the ass and THEN ram itself down your throat. Furthermore, draven gets to CONTROL when its going to come back, all the other globals are just fire and forget. I'm an adc main myself, but I refuse to play the fucker on the principle of OMG this is fucking bullshit and all the overwhelming rage it has caused me, champions just like this ruin the game for me.
