Fuck Draven

Andiris··1 votes·2,516 views

So, I love how riot keeps coming out with bullshit champions like fizz and draven, competing for the most over-powered champions in the game. Fizz, with his back flips and untargetability, is ridiculous, and no one else has that wonderful gift of overpowerness (I'll touch on this again later). Draven has ridiculous stacks that allow him to earn easily twice the gold for a single gold than you're earning for killing any single person, so he'll just fly past you in gold or catch up in a second if he's lagging. Further, half of his abilities are reset just for catching an axe, I know riots all like, "Oh just toss your skillshots at where the axes will land, but how do you know where they'll land? Its also a little hard to toss a good skillshot at where you're guessing that he'll run to based on your ESP when you're trying to dodge the same 'Q' that's about to 1 shot you at level 10. And at level 9, sitting on only infinity edge and doran's blade, his spinning axe does over 1000 damage. That sounds pretty stupid for a level 9, especially a marksman who is getting attack speed increases anyways. Spinning axe is also stupid in that, it can swat a rocket jumping tristanna out of the air, how come rocket jumping doesn't make tristanna invulnerable or untargetable for the second it takes to complete, when fizz's back flip where he stands on his Triton for two seconds makes him completely untargetable for the 4 seconds it drags on? And now, the piece de resistance, draven's ult. Whirling death is kind of like gangplank's cannon barrage, or jinx' super mega death rocket, and my personal favorite, ashe's enchanted crystal arrow: they're all global ults, they're all scary, and we all hate tobe the target of them. The similarities end there. Whirling death is the only global capable of killing you at full health, by itself, just by building like a normal adc would. Its also the only global ult that can hit you up the ass and THEN ram itself down your throat. Furthermore, draven gets to CONTROL when its going to come back, all the other globals are just fire and forget. I'm an adc main myself, but I refuse to play the fucker on the principle of OMG this is fucking bullshit and all the overwhelming rage it has caused me, champions just like this ruin the game for me.

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TehNACHO11 votes

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but how do you know where they'll land?

Probably the glowing icon on the ground.

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Its also a little hard to toss a good skillshot at where you're guessing that he'll run to based on your ESP when you're trying to dodge the same 'Q' that's about to 1 shot you at level 10.

You don't dodge his Q

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And at level 9, sitting on only infinity edge and doran's blade, his spinning axe does over 1000 damage.

You would have needed to fuck up the laning phase pretty hard against Draven if he has an Infinity Edge by that point already.

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Spinning axe is also stupid in that, it can swat a rocket jumping tristanna out of the air.

itt: Displacements cancel displacements

In other news, water is wet.

Also the ability is called Stand Aside

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how come rocket jumping doesn't make tristanna invulnerable or untargetable for the second it takes to complete

Probably because an actually competent Tristana is already in line for one of the safest ADC hyper carries in the game without the invulnerability.

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when fizz's back flip where he stands on his Triton for two seconds makes him completely untargetable for the 4 seconds it drags on?

It lasts 0.75 seconds.

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Whirling death is the only global capable of killing you at full health, by itself, just by building like a normal adc would.

There is no possible build to kill an equally leveled squishy at full health with Whirling Death.


Seriously do you even play this game? All of this information is straight up inaccurate and false.

franticFurball2 votes

There is nothing I can add to this, all has been said.

Ah yes, maybe one thing: If someone loses laning phase against Draven as TRISTANA, probably the safest ADC in the game, the problem is not champion balance :D

Andiris1 votes

Dude, have you ever been tristanna on the receiving end of his abilities? They shred you starting level 1. And its not saying much that she's the safest, she's just the only one with an escape, most mid-laners have more escape potential that she does.

RyzeRework1 votes

I came to up vote teh nacho

Andiris1 votes

See, you're making a couple of assumptions, I know the difference between his spinning axe and stand aside. And, you weren't in the game. It also doesn't make much sense that an ability designed to hit targets running around on the ground all of a sudden can change to hit a target in midair when the jump was started AFTER the axe was thrown. And I never said that the adcs were equally leveled, now did I? I don't know what kind of adc game YOU play, but level 9 or 10 sounds about right for IE. BTWs spinning axe isn't his displacemen, I specifically said spinning axe, not stand aside.

Seriously do you even read?

I understand that some of this is over the top, but that board was written right after a bad game that caused some dislike that already existed for Draven to flare up. Please don't assume people are as stupid as you are though. The abilities I mentioned when I mentioned them are the ones I was talking about (ie spinning axe/stand aside). "...because an actually competent Tristana" and please don't start throwing around insults, its rude, obviously I was a little charged, there's no need to be a dick.

Caytheles1 votes

Well, Draven would fuck you too.... if it makes Darius happy

Caytheles1 votes

TL;DR btw...

Andiris1 votes

Let's be honest, darius can't be played in any draft game because everyone hates him so much.

1000angrybees1 votes

Yeah, fuck'em. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jupıter1 votes

Duck Fraven bois

(at least you tried to troll)

General Esdeath 1 votes

You never played Draven, I don't think you ever even read what his skills are called/cost.

Andiris1 votes

See, that's funny, cause, like I said, his 'q' is spinning axe, his 'E' is stand aside, and his ult is very much whirling death. (doh!)

General Esdeath 1 votes

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See, that's funny, cause, like I said, his 'q' is spinning axe, his 'E' is stand aside, and his ult is very much whirling death. (doh!)

And you got info wrong about all of them. Can't dodge Q and you can easily see where it will land. You called his E spinning axe, and you don't know about his ults damage/scaling.

Andiris1 votes

The only place I can think you thought I called spinning axe his 'E' is the bit about getting swatted out of the air, I mean how the rocket jump is still targettable by an ability that is meant to be hitting ground targets, when I'm flying through the air above him.

Kraid1 votes

If this rant was a circle, it would be as edgy as you. Draven

Andiris1 votes

I admit you shouldn't make a board right after a bad game. Oops. And circles don't have edges.

SorakaVibratorul1 votes

I can”t aggree more with you . Draven is literally the most overpowered an lazy designed champion in this entire shiitty game . Assasins , and one-shot champs like him are the reason i gave up on playing league of shit. i hate this game , and i am so sad , because , in season 3 it used to be a great game. sad. they buff assasins , because they one-shot you too slowly and nerfs supports , because they were already useless. Amumu .

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