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I'd rather be waterboarded every day for the rest of my life

egOrhythm·9/19/2018, 11:00:23 AM·2 votes·1,107 views

Than go up against a Brand "support."

Fuck this champion. Fuck him Vlad the Impaler style right up his nose. I'm so sick and tired of having him hit level 3 and then me losing 80 of my health bar because his Q is practically undodgeable without boots and his passive is holding his hand and jerking him off at the same time. Poor baby needs a kill so we let Brand players feel like they have more than three brain cells and gave them free damage because why not.

People who play Brand "support".... you disgust me in a way no other human being has ever done.

And fuck you Riot for letting this festering pustule of a "champion" continue existing in this cancerous state.

Fucking balance team. There isn't a bigger oxymoron on this planet, nay in this universe than LoL's "balance team".

4 Comments

Hammermancer9/19/2018, 11:56:47 AM2 votes

I'm just waiting for people to figure out what he does to other players when he goes top lane

not that I would ever encourage taking brand top.. that would just be irresponsible...

so whatever you do don't go brand top into any tank or juggernaut.. it's definitely not the funniest shit ever

Kaisa is Hot9/19/2018, 1:06:56 PM1 votes

The three champions I utterly despise bot lane and will continue to ban at least one of until they get tonned down are Morgana Brand MissFortune ...

They have way too much harass that pretty much forces you to lose all farm because their "skillshots" are 5000 units wide and deal stupid amounts of undodgable damage with commet pre boots.

Beatrice falls9/19/2018, 2:58:37 PM1 votes

I still don't understand his most recent rework tbh, it gives him unecessary power by level 3