League then and now

Here goes.

I started playing league back in 2010 back in the dark days when udyr bloodrazor was the tyrannical boogieman of the jungle, dual top was standard, wraiths, wukong was new and pay to win runepages.

It was fun and great and everyone had a blast inspite of the copious amounts of salt.

I just updated yesterday from a 2 season break to de-toxify myself and I've been playing for less than 24 hours at the time of this post.

No I'm not here to complain about the community. I'm here to complain about how bad the actual game has gotten.

I've been trying to play a match of league for the past hour and a half. Everytime I get a group, go through bans and drafts, pick my runes, and load in. I end up staring at the pregame loading screen untill I load in just in time to hear "defeat" blare in my ears like some ear rape meme.

How is it that I can play monster Hunter world, Skyrim, fallout 4, deeprock galatic, 7 days to die, and other games that require insane power perfectly but for some unfathomable reason I can't load into this steaming pile of dog vomit?

What is the walking should have been abortion team of riot doing to have turned this game so sideways that I need a liquid nitrogen cooled network of bio-quantum computing star trek Esq Android's to see past their unhelpful tip loading screen?

Ever since this new update I've had more issues with physically playing than I have learning to fly unassisted. And lemme tell ya as a 300# man theres a ton of issues with learning to fly.

Hell even the launcher is slow, unresponsive, crashes, and over all handles like a drunken millipede after 25 5 hour energies and an intense rough shibari session.

I even tried closing discord, steam, and everything else non essential to windows. And still get whiplash from how poorly just clicking on the icon runs.

Is riot really to busy wiping their rears with the money they get from riot points to see that making skins and other tripe won't encourage new players to join and old players to come back?