RIP Mid Lane

I am so tired of hearing how little the game has changed with dfg being gone. If that's really the case then bring it back. I was a DFG Mid laner. now I don't play mid any more. Ahri Syndra Fizz Veig LB akali. This new "I don't kill anyone ahri but im so fast when I die" is horseshit. Make her slower and allow me to kill people again. If I ult in hit a charm then (dfg)r+q+w+r someone they should die. Now that same combo leaves people with about 30% health and me standing there oom... oh but im fast... lol. stop telling me how little difference your huge nerfs make... its making me effing crazy.