So can any Rioters explain the double standards to me?

"We hate statchecks, they're toxic and have no place in our game" - given as a reason to rework Vlad and Morde.

Since then, we have buffed many statchecks, we've released Kai'sa and Kled, we've added Shojin's, we added Conqueror, and so on. Why the double standard?

"We HATE IT when a champ just up and 100-0s you with no counterplay, leaving you going, 'WTF!' instead of feeling outplayed" - given as the reason behind the assassin rework.

... do I even need to explain how this one is a double standard? But, again, why?

"We hate it when mages just mindlessly waveclear and roam, especially " - so Riot nerfed mana across the board and gutted Taliyah to a nonviable state.

... so we released Qiyana, Akali, Sylas (before his waveclear was nerfed), buffed Malz, and so on.

We gut Yuumi because she's played too much in LC$, even though she has a low winrate, but we put off nerfs for Aatrox, we buff Pyke, we ignore Xayah and Kai'sa... Are you really going for balance here, or are you just promoting a fast-paced, kill-heavy LC$ meta that would be more exciting for morons to watch?

Anyone care to explain that? 'cause that sounds awful close to fraud to me, and is actually illegal in Australia outright.