How about a nerf?
So I don't know if the good ol' folks at Riot are blind or just plain retarded. I've kind of just ignored it since he came out, hoping that eventually Riot would see the blatantly obvious bullshit that they created, but apparently it has soared RIGHT over their heads. Many of those with any sense whatsoever already know who I'm talking about with just the extremely vague description provided, but I'll just go ahead and spell it out for the ones who were dropped down a few flights of stairs as a baby: Y-A-S-U-O. Now I know, I know, a lot of you enjoy playing as him. Who wouldn't? All you have to do is auto-lock as Yasuo, wait for the game to start... And then go take a fucking shower and come back to a victory screen. But really... 2x crit chance? And do you REALLY think that making his crits do 90% damage balances that shit at all? You have more chromosomes than the average human being if you think that it does in any way. A wind wall that can be cast AFTER an ability is used on you, and still block it? A shield that blocks ridiculous amounts of damage, especially early game, that only takes 5 seconds of walking around to recharge? An infinite dash that has no cooldown that basically allows you to fucking scoot up a line of minions in half a second? Riot... You've got to be shitting me. You're either confused as fuck, or at this point you're trolling everyone. USE YOUR HEADS LOST ONES. Let me break it down for you... People play video games for fun, right? And it's not very fun for the people playing against Yasuo to sit there and get slaughtered over and over again, right? And when people stop having fun, guess what happens? PEOPLE STOP PLAYING YOUR FUCKING GAME. Less people playing your game means less people buying riot points and keeping your asses afloat. I got C's in my math classes, and I can still add that shit up. Oh, and for all of you who like to say "Yas takes skill"... you can go ahead and sterilize yourselves, because the world doesn't need anymore motherfuckers like you. So Riot, please use your noodles and nerf this overpowered sack of shit. (And yes for all of you 'cool kids' out there, I am butthurt, I am madbro, im salty, sugary... whatever pleases you.) Any other opinions to be voiced?