What was rito smoking when it decided to release zoe?

JBGrenouille·2/19/2018, 6:14:58 PM·7 votes·647 views

Since accusations of releasing op champs to sell are considered not nice, then i must conclude that rito was smoking something.

I know it's against the rules to ask advice about drugs, but c'mon, that s**t must be awesome.

Can pls a rioter be discrete and head me to the right direction? Black market on the dark web? Silk road? Some friend pusher? You grow your own plants ina room in your office, the same room you should be using for some brainstorming but who cares, let's waste that space to rpoduce our own drug and smoke it.

16 Comments

Flameglow2/19/2018, 6:40:59 PM5 votes

I'm rather interested what people are smoking, when creating a completly unconstructive post, that doesn't promote discussion, is not backed up by statistics (winrate/banrate/...) and doesn't give any kind of suggestions from improovement. It's sad to see people upvoting this post.

Ben Sharpio2/19/2018, 6:22:00 PM4 votes

just imagine a giant fucking round-table full of people with CertainlyT doing a presentation on what Zoe will be like, and everyone giving him a standing ovation, confetti flying everywhere, banners with his name on it waving in the wind, and everyone agrees that THIS is our next champion! Great work everyone!!

Better Jungler2/19/2018, 6:23:33 PM3 votes

No. CertainlyT is just a bad designer. His champs are interesting and fun to play, but they are wayyy too overloaded for this game.

Trollmanship2/19/2018, 6:22:20 PM2 votes

"Players just loved pre-rework Nidalee!"

"Let's recreate her but with more range, CC, and instagib potential!"

Anastaecia2/19/2018, 6:47:04 PM1 votes

Probably the same stuff they gave Groovy ZIlean before his splash changed.

Slythion2/19/2018, 8:17:48 PM1 votes

go to the memes + games corner if you're gonna shitpost like this

Rayjay Redfang2/19/2018, 8:34:03 PM1 votes

I don't know about smoking, but I'm sure they were eating some special mooncake

Dead flag blues2/19/2018, 6:22:24 PM1 votes

I want to smoke Zoe

Ayanami3rd2/20/2018, 10:50:22 AM1 votes

I bet there is a special Friday afternoon meeting at Riot, where they sit together in a meeting room with a giant TV, getting high, and then they watch ridiculous Zoe plays and laugh until their eyes are red and they have no voice anymore.

(Just kidding, I do not seriously accuse Riot of taking drugs or something. Just the above thought is fun.)

proliarides2/19/2018, 6:35:31 PM1 votes

Take zed against her. She is op but she needs more fingers than braindead champs like annie, veigar and fizz who can do what she does with more safety.