Haiku for Wilemon

RiotOldManYelling·7/16/2014, 4:22:57 PM·13 votes·6,315 views

In a ranked match last night (http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1455620659/49289647), the brilliant support play of the Nami on my team made for a rather one-sided victory. To be fair, everyone on the team performed well, but Nami was the only one who asked for a poem. I promised to deliver a haiku.

This is that haiku:

"Koi frozen in jade glaze, fighting against the riptide-- ambitious fishes."

18 Comments

RiotSweet7/16/2014, 4:49:44 PM8 votes

Ambitious fishes. Best line ever.

ModCaptainMårvelous7/16/2014, 5:55:38 PM2 votes

Haikus are easy but they don't always make sense Refrigerator

(Awesome haiku tho')

Riotyupster7/16/2014, 6:35:32 PM2 votes

Nice LoL-ku!

RiotRiotNoyz7/16/2014, 6:47:29 PM2 votes

"Koi frozen in jade glaze, fighting against the riptide-- ambitious fishes."

Line one, too heavy In syllables you levy Not quite a haiku

DocRedgrave7/16/2014, 6:07:39 PM1 votes

Now that's a fishy poem! Who taught you how to haiku like that? Zilean ? Heimerdinger ?

Wilemon7/16/2014, 11:31:56 PM1 votes

YES! You wrote me a poem! Thanks ExLibris!

Was fun playing last night, we'll have to do so again sometime so I can do well enough for a real Haiku. 5/7/5

:D

But I do thank you for the effort, I still consider you true to your word.

Jacze7/16/2014, 8:49:14 PM1 votes

Could we add Haikus to every champion's lore?

For example, Twitch :

Stinky smelly rat Sneaks up to catch foes out One ult and you're dead

TGMrFlibbles7/16/2014, 6:24:50 PM1 votes

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