Community Haiku: Champions

RiotOldManYelling·7/16/2014, 8:26:03 PM·17 votes·9,304 views

Inspired by an in-game request from Wilemon, the support in a ranked game I played, I crafted a haiku around the champion Nami. Then another player, All Hells Fire, suggested making it a community thing, which is the second best idea I've heard all day. So here it is, a thread for community haiku. The only rules are: it should be a haiku, and it needs to be about a champion, not refrigerators.

Here's my submission for Nami , so by my count we need 118 more (unless we take too long, in which case we'll need one additional poem):

"Frozen in jade glaze, fighting against the riptide-- ambitious fishes."

66 Comments

RiotRiotNoyz7/16/2014, 8:56:09 PM23 votes

Top lane forever Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q I am a space Dog. Nasus

Boots3Pots7/16/2014, 8:46:27 PM8 votes

Nature incarnate He throws his children at you There is no escape

Maokai

Earl Eulrich7/16/2014, 9:32:11 PM7 votes

Frozen Feathers twindle down as time comes to an end reborn anew she rises Anivia

Dragon Fang Shot7/16/2014, 8:44:51 PM6 votes

Baptized in their blood Slicing with a living blade They will know true war Aatrox

ModCaptainMårvelous7/16/2014, 8:59:19 PM5 votes

Vi

Check out her figure. I would date her any day. Ow, stop punching me!

Flintfall7/16/2014, 9:59:07 PM4 votes

Your silent angel Dead eyes and gnawing hunger The harvest begins http://i.imgur.com/RaFmih4.png


I kid :P

Steel will help you through The evolution of man Towards the future Viktor

Viktor's actually really hard to work with


Claws are sharp and keen The final battle is near He will die tonight! Rengar


You know who looks great? Draven didn't quite hear that WHO LOOKS THE GREATEST? Draven


Mighty warrior Look kids, a merry-go-round Pride is still intact Garen

Sweetie Brella7/16/2014, 9:05:30 PM4 votes

The path is now clear Find balance for peace and war Take strength from your heart

Karma

Morvrannis7/17/2014, 3:00:53 PM3 votes

Sniping from afar Do you think you can escape? You cannot. Headshot.

Caitlyn

Hyrum Graff7/16/2014, 8:29:47 PM3 votes

"jolly, door-weilding; giving poros mustaches; Heart of the Freljord." Braum

Cilvia7/17/2014, 2:18:30 PM3 votes

Teamwork at our hands Fighting together with force Piltover's Finest Caitlyn Vi

Leroyswish7/16/2014, 10:47:34 PM2 votes

A midnight breeze invades our dreams with nightmarish eternity. Nocturne

big butt bítch7/16/2014, 11:14:07 PM2 votes

Floating in thin air, striving for power-- imprisoned no longer. Syndra

Earl Eulrich7/16/2014, 11:23:30 PM2 votes

Lingering overhead the remorseless flow of time boom, tick, tick, tick, boom Zilean

Earl Eulrich7/16/2014, 11:26:27 PM2 votes

really a nice topic RiotExLibris...i have to say focusing on sth. like writing a Haiku somewhat brings the mind at peace - which I´m quite thankful for during a week full of exams.

Earl Eulrich7/17/2014, 12:07:34 AM2 votes

loading his two guns with cold regret and vengeance the gunslingers path Lucian

Earl Eulrich7/17/2014, 12:35:04 AM2 votes

curiosity never satisfied - endless hunger isn´t he a cute pup? KogMaw


someone stop me please I´m a Haiku addict now five seven five...damn

Silverclaw7/17/2014, 1:06:54 AM2 votes

I don't pressure lane Another lane wants my help Massive shield. OP.

Shen

Dragon Fang Shot7/17/2014, 1:08:47 AM2 votes

Time for #2, since people liked my Aatrox one :D

Privileged to die By the hand of a Rakkor Fallen from the sky Pantheon

Earl Eulrich7/17/2014, 1:23:09 AM2 votes

like a simple thought silently and unnoticed slippery he´s gone Fizz

Earl Eulrich7/17/2014, 2:16:14 AM2 votes

Ssheming Sseductresss sssuddenly cursssed ssserpent ssserving Noxssusss ssstill Cassiopeia

Awechoo7/17/2014, 6:32:24 AM2 votes

Banished Ambitions, For the ways of the shadows, Balance Forbidden. Zed

High Lord Blaze7/17/2014, 2:09:11 AM2 votes

Using the shadows, Marking your carry for death, The truest ninja.

Zed

Sir ArmaMalum7/16/2014, 8:31:19 PM2 votes

OOOOOO this gunna be good, I'll give it a go.

Renekton

Red eyes always there

A laugh at your bloody end

Furious Butcher

Boots3Pots7/16/2014, 8:37:59 PM2 votes

Zac

He should wear a suit The green bouncing blob champion He's my favorite

Syntactics7/16/2014, 8:42:54 PM2 votes

Teemo

"Comes from deepest Hell; Corrupts land with many shrooms; Destroyer of worlds."

Kloroform7/16/2014, 9:04:06 PM2 votes

Heart Piercing Black Arrows Hatred Seeking The Corrupt May The Blight Take You

Varus

l Annie I7/16/2014, 9:21:46 PM2 votes

Not mine but I've heard this one before.

"A yordle weeping Bandage toss just to hug you Always depression"

Amumu

Earl Eulrich7/16/2014, 9:24:59 PM2 votes

faceing opposition she puts her magic to use that tasted purple Lulu

2nd try with a little more time at hand:

favourite colours garmenting her smudgy smile that tasted purple! Lulu

Failbot Deploy7/16/2014, 9:55:22 PM2 votes

Kappa Blind Kappa Mushrooms get placed everywhere Make you PJSalt Teemo

Sunfield7/16/2014, 10:34:30 PM2 votes

Wings of an outcast Dragon having no remorse Fury uprising Shyvana

Madstone Trick 2 g Spirits do not linger here Stacking just dont feed Udyr

LastProtagonist7/16/2014, 10:41:52 PM2 votes

The wind calls my name I will avenge my brother Steel Tempest. Last Breath. Yasuo

Fallen and broken But surely not forgotten My chains bind them all. Morgana

Greenbanana7/17/2014, 6:24:34 PM1 votes

I will protect you My home destroyed before me. I am corruption Varus

Greenbanana7/17/2014, 6:39:13 PM1 votes

Too tall…much too tall. That squirrel looks familiar Cuddly incoming Lulu

Earl Eulrich7/17/2014, 8:55:52 PM1 votes

escaping the slums just to find himself locked up by his partners hands Graves

SnugglyBunnies7/17/2014, 9:11:39 PM1 votes

Shining brilliantly Finest stones from mother earth Gems are outrageous Taric

(had a word revelation, had to change)

Crimson Mutt 37/18/2014, 9:49:53 AM1 votes

A mountain moving Throwing boulders all around I am Rock Solid Malphite

ok, mhm, right, yeah, ok, alright, mhm, right, ok, mhm, Rammus

In silver moonlight She bides her time in wrath Yes, the sun must fall Diana

Noxian exile Wielding a torn apart blade Akin to herself Riven

I tried

Earl Eulrich7/18/2014, 11:34:11 AM1 votes

Fist of the shadows putting moral qualms aside to preserve balance Akali

GreasedLightning7/18/2014, 11:45:58 AM1 votes

Haven't seen a Fiora post yet so here we go.

I never hold back My reputation ruined They dare not strike back

Fiora

Earl Eulrich7/19/2014, 2:02:02 PM1 votes

An unbreakable Will contained by chains for too long finally roaming free Alistar

All Hells Fire7/19/2014, 8:32:15 PM1 votes

Sona

living audio weaving sonic healing life song harmonics

Yasuo

Cherry blossoms drift Stirred by the wind in anger Brother's heart lives on

All Hells Fire7/19/2014, 8:46:37 PM1 votes

A hook in the flesh is worth two in the shadows keep your vigil sharp

Thresh

the night comes alive nightfall comes and shadows cry shovel fall and rise

Yorick

A song for your life a victory for a song lay waste to the throng

Karthus

A rat, I hate him got cho'gath and I ate him shrooms seasoned his death

Teemo

Earl Eulrich7/20/2014, 3:06:00 AM1 votes

When he cometh forth endless night conceals all hope one entity smiles Nocturne

Earl Eulrich7/23/2014, 1:15:13 AM1 votes

shapen by magic from a wild animal heart and a human soul Ahri