The Story of Udyr
Ahem.
Once upon a time, in the land of Freljord, there lived this dude who liked animals. His name was Udyr. He was crazy, so he ran into the forest. Then he found a magical creature that came from space named Bard. Bard brought meeps with him, but Udyr thought meeps were un-natural, so he killed them all and got their magical powers. Then Udyr turned into a bear. He felt weird, then stepped on a turtle. He turned into a turtle. Then he stepped on a Tiger, and turned into a Tiger. Then he stepped on a Phoenix, and turned into a Phoenix. Then he went to Summoner's Rift to kill animals in the jungle.
Wait, so a dude who loved animals and turned into them kills animals? The end.
-Dedicated to Udyr, the Tigertlebearix

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