The Story of Graves

Cigar

Once upon a time there lived a man. His name was Malcolm Graves. He was a criminal who liked to shoot things with his looong sticks. He also liked to smoke Cigars. He was always smiling away and being happy. Then he got bored so he started shooting people down in Summoner's Rift. But apparently Rito thought that his Cigars were bad and could be offending to some countries, so they removed it. Graves was sad. So were the players. Now all Graves can do is ask Obama Care what to do. They said to smoke cigarettes instead of cigars. So Graves went to smoke some cigarettes. Riot didn't remove them, because they didn't need to. Graves died of cancer.

-Dedicated to a criminal who smokes

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