The adventures of a guy who was queued as jungle taric then megan fox slapped me

So I was like queued up as taric jungle for like an hour today and like this unfabulous talon muted me in the chatroom for being fabulous so I left and was queued up as taric jungle for like an hour and got bored so I decided to look at some soft porn right in my league window so I went to the store to look for ashe's phantom dancers and I went to the tab where you can do stuff and to my horrror I saw ashe and I saw no big phantom dancers so I make rage at rito to start movement for more japanese-esque videogame content in league so I was like transformers are stupid and then Megan Fox slapped me. And then Taric was like :"Classy ladies never slap with their hands, you nerd. that will wreck the nail polish, I like an real, acidic-bicth am very reveserved and beautiful and only use my bloody warhammer of face destruction when I wreck noobs and then I died and this stupid Diana was like omg team doesn't want to go and turret dive fountain and just let Taric get fed. and then I died and went down, down, down to that hot place where bad people get tortured and stuff but then Teemo was like humping Lulu and was like eh you can do whatever you want so I just walked back out and took a plane to my basement and sat down and starting queing up as taric jungle again and then I posted this and then a blonde chick was like oooohhhhh baby in some other place in this world and I just continued typing. and Megan fox slapped me but then I slapped her then Taric decided that positive punishment was the only way she would learn and Taric Dazzled her and we went to a dark cave and then we tied her down and the we took turns slapping megan fox but then Kate upton came along because we were on her private island and was like: "Eyyyyyyy Taarric," "Iz been long time brotha" and then I was like ummm.,, okay I am hungry now? Ok buy guys I ditch. You should read faster you n+eggg+@+LEAGUE. Olaf is best champion in game btw.