Phreak after the MSI show match: I am the best of all time

Riot·5/10/2015, 11:37:42 PM·3 votes·33,823 views
David "Phreak" Turley isn't deterred by the casters' loss to the pros at the Mid-Season Invitational. With a shield of horrible jokes and just general overconfidence, he somehow still believes he's a pro-caliber player. Lolesports sat down with him after the MSI showmatch to find out exactly what was going through the mind of NA's punniest caster. First things first. Where the heck was the Trinity Force on your Vayne?? Phreak: I thought about it before the game, but I realized that my love of winning is actually above my love of fanservice. So, I built real items. I was going to, at the end of the game, sell boots for Triforce, but scumbag Febiven is a tryhard and killed the Nexus when I was just starting to reach my final form. Why would the players ruin a perfectly good dance party? P: It's actually my team's fault. In full Solo Queue status, I blame my team. We were all told backstage, dance party until one minute. At one minute, you can do whatever you want. The dance party starts, and my teammates start walking towards the turret, closer and closer. The time ticks through, one minute hits, and down goes XiaoXiao. It was like, "Alright, this is a great start to the game. Time to walk to bot lane." Does that mean you think the pros are a bunch of tryhards? P: Some were and some weren't. To be fair, I was full tryhard and still got pooped on. I can't hate too hard. But you had people like Huni, who built full AD Swain, and then built a Zz'rot Portal. That was cool. Then you had Wildturtle go for the movement speed/Luden's Echo build, which was really cute. He built up a bunch of static on his feet and went around and shocked people. And then, you had Thaldrin go full tryhard LeBlanc with Mejai's. Febiven, okay, he's a backdoor tryhard, but he would take 1 vs. 1s that he maybe wasn't going to win. Or he was disrespectful. Whatever. Either way, I crushed him twice. You got two solo kills on Febiven. Does that mean you're better than Faker? P: Yes. In case you're not following the greater than and less than signs, Febiven on an AD assassin got two solo kills on Faker. Phreak gets two solo kills on Febiven while he's on an AD assassin. I mean, Talon is basically Zed. In fact, Talon's winrate is better than Zed's in Solo Queue, so he's obviously a better and stronger champion. And I solo killed him. So, I'm a god. Not to mention, I had to share experience in my lane. XiaoXiao was leeching experience away from me. I was even under-farmed compared to Febiven. Still rocked that kid. I am the best of all time. Febiven was playing top lane, but he picked Talon. Is that cheating? P: No! It's fine. You can pick whatever champion you want. I mean, Huni picked Swain and went bot lane. He built a Long Sword after getting first blood -- thanks XiaoXiao. It's totally fine for him to pick Talon. I'm a gracious ruler, I'll allow people to play whatever they want. Finally, aren't you a Vayne main? P: [scoffs] I am an AD carry main. Vayne is my favorite champion. I played one warm up normal game with Kobe earlier in the day, and then played here. It was like, "Oh, this is what 7 ping feels like." I was missing Tumbles and stuff because I was hitting buttons too soon. I haven't played Vayne on 7 ping in four years, probably since the Champion Spotlight. It took a lot of getting used to. That sounds a lot like an excuse. P: It's a really big excuse, in fact. If only my opponents weren't tryharding, and if only I played better, and if only I had time to play League of Legends, and if only 700 things happened that would make me a better player, I would have won.

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41 Comments

Linna Excel5/10/2015, 11:44:47 PM23 votes

Freak complaining about 7 ping?

Yuppies and their first world ping problems...

N3ks3s5/11/2015, 1:59:57 AM7 votes

Phreak is love, Phreak is life! Vayne item 3078

Cripple Oracle5/11/2015, 1:10:05 PM3 votes

Where can I watch this match?

Cooler then COLD5/11/2015, 4:44:25 PM3 votes

TSM

CB105/11/2015, 8:00:35 AM3 votes

YOU ARE THE BEST PHREAK!!! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COMEBACK TO COMPETITIVE. PHREAK GOD!!!!

Zieka5/12/2015, 1:31:38 AM2 votes

... and then the mild laughter gave way to people crying "toxic" and grossly abusing the report feature

Lorcan075/12/2015, 2:55:53 PM2 votes

One of my favorite games I've ever watched.

QuinerDoX5/11/2015, 12:55:17 PM2 votes

WHAT !!!!

he better see my ping and then complain ..... it did once reach to 5000+ .... but especially these days, something si wrong cuz i get i higher ping than usual.

my ping is usually 90-120 but these days it goes up to 300+

Olaf Saww5/11/2015, 2:01:23 AM2 votes

Phreak is a bigger troll than Trundle. I love it

CookieKitKat5/11/2015, 9:09:45 PM1 votes

lol 80 ping is amazing for me. My ping spikes to, like, 10k sometimes though. :/ xD

baljasweg90015/11/2015, 9:31:30 PM1 votes

I NEEED THAT 7 PING I have 2000 pING AVERAGE

Teslyn5/11/2015, 10:23:44 PM1 votes

7 ping.. what is this magical place you speak of.. is there such a place??my summoner 6 must look like summoner 3 compared to this magical world

CrayonDragon5/12/2015, 5:31:28 AM1 votes

My games have been crashing so often the last 2 or 3 days... Is it a server issue or is my laptop loco? costing me some games tooo :(

Luke Lu5/12/2015, 9:52:37 AM1 votes

This bald wannabie famous :D ah...

cloman1005/14/2015, 1:25:13 AM1 votes

uhh i watched the highlights and when phreak killed feb, feb still had his ult so yeah he could of used it...

Blind Minion5/18/2015, 10:25:45 PM1 votes

140 > 7

And this is 'Merica, where bigger is better. Time to trade?

TrollFan015/11/2015, 12:41:39 AM1 votes

Gotta love Phreak. He's the biggest troll ever. Even MonkeyKing isn't a bigger troll than him lol

Fahkumram5/11/2015, 1:02:45 AM1 votes

This is why we love Phreak.

CLG Factor5/11/2015, 3:12:42 AM1 votes

cant find the vod, plz help

SpecterEid5/11/2015, 4:30:44 AM1 votes

7 ping and complaining, item 3070 we play at 100 ping at best... Other than ping spikes and fps drops Adopt Me :P

Linthe5/11/2015, 2:53:38 PM1 votes

He IS spot on about Thaldrin. Someone should let him in on the joke.

NeX RefleXx5/11/2015, 5:15:41 PM1 votes

380 ping ftw!

3X15T3NC315P41N5/11/2015, 5:41:10 PM1 votes

And here the rest of us have to play on 50 ping =/

0neSh0tGG5/11/2015, 6:50:16 PM1 votes

Phreak's vayne>UZI's vayne