hahaha, I've written very long articles I try and think out well without so much as 10 views. It's a total game of luck to get a lot of views unless your a regular on the boards that has some sort of cult following like Malicious Metal or back when Laughing Fish still posted regularly. Use a picture, click bait title, and a popular subject to farm views and comments to increase your odds of Riot seeing you. Also post roughly around 2:45-3:45 Pacific time, when there is a slightly larger spike in Riot activity on the board. Post it a bit early to see if you can't get some extra views if your willing to risk it since they increase your chances of appearing more important if comments refresh them on the Recent activity filter. Outside of that time there's a few other Rioters who's times are sporadic a few hours latter.
I am not a stalker. Just a very careful observer.
[sg-jinx]
also, cool post. pretty sure its the darkins name, but it does get me thinking about the posibility of it not being it.