Holding auditions for ranked Shurima roleplay team

Soraka n Roll·10/28/2015, 12:31:47 AM·1 votes·819 views

Hello everyone. I am a highly skilled player who has decided that since I can land about 3/4 of my melee range Thresh hooks, it is time to build a team and go pro.

Each of us will play only one champion, each selected from the list of Shuriman champions in the lore.

We will communicate exclusively using /all chat during games and team members are expected to remain in-character at all times. Obviously we will have to expand beyond the current canon lore for each champion. Below I have listed the champions we will be playing as well as a basic creative framework for the story's plot.

Azir (played by me) is a childish but lovable mid laner looking to climb to the top. He tends to drift off into elaborate fantasies for up to a minute at a time, during which team members must peel for him. Nasus is my black best friend who teaches me about myself by being different from me in nearly every way. Ezreal is my on-again-off-again girlfriend who has always been right for me but we just can't see it. Renekton is my short-tempered, emotionally inaccessible mentor whose approval I constantly long for. Xerath is the seemingly soulless and universally hated team captain who secretly cares about all of us.


FAQ:

  1. What qualifications do I need before I audition? A passion for the dramatic arts and the ability to make plays on the level of other present or past pro teams such as Team Siren.

  2. How do I audition? Add me in-game and we will duo for one game, wherein you will perform a minimum of three original /all chat soliloquies.

  3. What if the enemy team bans Nasus ? Sub in Warwick and report the entire enemy team for obvious racism.

  4. Why do you get to be the main character? Because I'm objectively the cutest member of the team.

2 Comments

UNSC10/29/2015, 3:47:44 AM1 votes

I laughed too hard at this lol