Ok TSM. It Doesn't Have To Be Like This... It Really Don't. Fire Sven, Hire Me For ADC, You'll Win.
First off, I don't even main or play ADC, but you'd still win split after split if you pick me, I can promise that. I'd rather jungle, or top, so feel free to fire Akadian, or Broken Blade, and hire me, try me out and fly me to your gaming house for a month or two, and you'll see my talents and not regret this decision. I can promise split wins, and a carry out of group stage during worlds. I can return Bjergsen to his former glory, like 2016 self instead of what you got in mid lane now on stage.
Ok, lets get to this Sven crap. We all know he's probably going to be released, I mean hell, even Mithy went bye bye after what the first split, or 2nd split? We know Regi is hard on players who screw up. We know this. So, it's a matter of who will take the place of this guy? I strongly feel it should only be me, not some Tyler 1, or imaqtpie, or any of these other dudes. Simply put you only get the best with me and will win.
People in other threads be like "Oh but you can't just blame Sven, TSM lost game 3, 4 and Sven did well those games". Look here people, life don't work like that, you live in the moment, not the past. Game 3, and 4 was way in the past when it came to game 5. Those losses didn't mean anything. Game 5 meant everything from winning the split championship, or going home. Sven messed up, he's a human being, but at the same time, he lost the series when he decided to go derp derp without his support or team against a Skarner? A SKARNER? Yeah, had QSS, had E, had flash even right? You got cocky and lost your team the game.
Furthermore, what's with that BM in champion select hovering Ekko? Karma much? Hopefully Jensen just hovers Ekko every time he meets Sven in champion select.
We learned that TSM needs to hire me, I'll take less money. We learned that Vladmir does win games and should have been banned, don't even know why Broken Blade did not want to pick it cause he usually wins with it (must be Inting and paid off, fire him, hire me, I'll play Vlad every game). We learned that if Skarner beats you 2 games in the best of 5, you should probably ban it (fire the coach), and especially if it's Xsmithie who is picking it whom i said is the best jungler all time in NA and completely in the top 5 players of all time for NA after Doublelift (1), Licorice (2), then Xsmithie (3), Broken Blade (4), Bjersen (5) then Piglet (6).
With that said, it was probably the best game of 5 series I've seen in a championship NA game because of the reverse sweep, the story of several players like it being Jensen's first split win etc....
TSM Regi, you got the power to change the future, you pick me, fly me down, let me work out with the team, drop Sven, and I can play Bottom lane, and TOP lane at the same time, drop Broken Blade too. I'll run TP, I'll have my support solo bot when I TP top etc... #Believe. I mean hell, C9 hasn't accepted my challenge to bother contacting me, they rather just sit home and watch on their TV instead of having a realistic chance of actually winning.
Message me in my box TSM, or add me in game, I'll accept, take less money, and you can have the best player on the team.
P.S. Let me make one thing clear if you decide to hire me. I will NOT BE A WARD bot. I'm the man and I carry.
EDITED. Oh, and I meant "Zven" needs to be released. Thanks for the correction guy in the first comment. I'll take whatever team needs me and will happily carry TSM back to it's former glory and restore Bjergsen's place as a good player by elevating him.
