Took 100% damage from turret with no cc from any champ. Still did not execute, gave kill to champ

How do you execute if the game has no concept of time? I guess it depends on how much spaghetti you eat.

Try this, just go execute in aram and you'll die, have a champion just outside your range see you and bam. They get blood. How, garbage code that's what.

The game is not 5v5. It's 5v whoever gets the crappy code from RIot.

Edit: As to not have to comment individually I reviewed the replay on my computer (can't find a link online). It turns out that Ashe's vision arrow (hawkshot e) can (sometimes and not guaranteed everytime as per tests) enable an assist for her. I don't know why but it was 23 sseconds +/- 1 seconds since I was last hit. Her shot was the only ability used in that time period by the enemy so it had to be her.

As for being a bu-er-feature Riot won't comment on ongoing spaghetti code. So no fix is ever gonna be made.