Lower Priority Queue sucks, please just ban me for a month instead

My second account was given 5 game lower priority queue like a billion years ago and I haven't been able to play on it since because the lower priority queue is absolute dildoes, it's effectively a perma-ban for D/Cing out of a couple games.

Every time I 'queue' up:

• 5 minute timer finishes. Oops too bad queue is glitched and all it does is refresh the 5 minute timer!
• 5 minute timer finishes : Active Game Not Found. Here's another 5 minute timer!
• Internet lags for like 5 seconds. Here's another 5 minute timer!
• Miss queue pop. Here's another 5 minute timer!
• Have to dodge because of trolls. Here's another 5 minute timer!