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challenger smurf duoboosting some1 to d3 free + free coaching

Pandimane·2/16/2018, 9:20:00 PM·1 votes·514 views

boosting my new account to high elo. while i could do it solo, its massively faster with a duo. im certain i can take any silver and with 3 hours of coaching i can make you jungle at a d2 level. then if we duo we have a 90% winrate to d2

i want you to jungle because simply, jungling is the lowest-skill-position in league. im a god at all roles, but top is the highest skill position with the most agency, so ill play top while boosting to solo carry the hardest. and when i play top , my “usual” jungler ints and feeds hard all game. and i still usually win. with that in mind, when im top all i care to ask for from my jungler is that he just “afk farms” and im pretty much garunteed to win if he does that. when i “coach” you, literally all im going to teach you is the “art” of “afk farming” which takes zero skill and can be fully learned in 20 minutes. if my jungler does that, i pretty much automatically win

even tho “afk farming” takes zero skill, its still infinitely better than 99% of of the hard-inting junglers that i get. if i could make my jungler go from 10 deaths to 0 deaths, would i want that? hell yes. thats where the genius from my plan comes from. im taking my normal jungler with 10 deaths, and im replacing him with a jungler with 0 deaths. pretty much free win at that point

my “normal” jungler has 9-10 deaths and is hard inting all game. if i can coach my jungler to “afk farm” and just have 0 deaths, then with that its impossible for me to lose a game below d3

so thats pretty much the plan as far as our gameplay strategy goes. you wank off in the jungle, dont die, and ill hard carry

as for the person im looking for.

im looking to play about 4 games a day. im looking ideally for someone with lots of free time and can meet that 4 game a day goal. so my ideal partner is likely a student or teenager who lives at home, and doesnt have a job, and plays alot of league in your free time

anyway. if you can play 4 games a day, and your interested in my boosting, post in here with your account name and i will message you if im interested

12 Comments

Yourzi2/16/2018, 9:34:14 PM3 votes

lol you're not challenger! :'D nice op.gg

Astruh2/16/2018, 10:29:11 PM2 votes

Yall should already know this is a sh*tpost.

MagiAladdin2/16/2018, 10:03:30 PM2 votes

you should be reported for this ,and every other hardstuck moron who can't climb out by themselves

very rare human2/16/2018, 10:31:36 PM1 votes

no comment the typical hardstuck silver player "im a god"

Eunson2/16/2018, 10:34:28 PM1 votes

This belongs in Meme & Games

IvoryBook2/16/2018, 10:39:12 PM1 votes

added! carry me im rly bad but i i can afk farm easily and camp you if need i own good jungler like j4 zac and more !

Malak2/16/2018, 9:22:21 PM1 votes

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Bacaw Bacaw2/16/2018, 11:15:49 PM1 votes

Check out my OP.GG i one trick jax jungle and you wouldnt be carrying I usually am the one losing games with 15-3 scorelines. If it makes sense for us to duo than hit me up when youre available.

Q Fast Q Furious2/16/2018, 9:36:03 PM1 votes

Yo, Q Fast Q Furious, totally interested in this, mostly because ill have at least one person I can count on to not troll. Work morning shifts and have a ton of free time during the day and night.

Canonic2/16/2018, 10:14:07 PM1 votes

Jungle main here, name above. I can certainly AFK farm is that's what is needed 🙂 I usually play six or seven games every evening and more on the weekends depending on life.