searching for my dark apprentice. in return i promise you diamond 1. around gold rank on my smurf

i am god at this game. and i know when i find my dark apprentice we will easily reach diamond 1 together. we will be the new sneaky and meteos. we can start streaming too once we reach diamond 1

when it comes to the sith, there is a master and an apprentice

im a master. searching for my dark apprentice

but unlike emperor palpatine, i aint no cuck that lets himself get taken out by his apprentice.

i will always be master. and you will always be the apprentice. because im god. and your a mere mortal

that is how our relationship will work. im god. your mortal. everything i say is absolute truth. and i require pure untainted faith in me and my godlike skills

all i require from my apprentice is absolute faith. anything else is secondary. and if i ever begin to sense a lack of faith within you, i will search for a new apprentice

if someone out there is willing to accept me as their god, i promise you diamond 1 rank in return

and with diamond 1 rank, comes tons of tons of hot asian sloots (which i will teach you how to use your diamond 1 rank to obtain)

or if you already have a GF. thats fine too playa. but tons of hot asian sloots are easy to obtain once you have diamond 1 rank. you could even add additional asian sloots into your relationship with your current GF and have your GF be cool with it (i can teach you how to make her bi ). i can teach you how to use your diamond 1 rank to obtain all of these things and more

such things may seem impossible. but thats just your lack of faith clouding your ability to imagine whats possible in reality. with diamond 1 rank, the spirits of the gods bless those with such elo, the power to create almost any reality they wish for in this world. i will teach you these things and more, but first i require your faith

this is not a troll post. i am completely serious. i am searching for my dark apprentice. so we can both reach diamond 1 elo together. and who knows what is possible beyond that

if you want to be my dark apprentice, and are ready to embrace your faith in me as your god, and follow all of my commandments. post in here and ill add you

this is not the account im playing on so. POST IN HERE AND ILL ADD YOU

i eagerly await speaking to my new dark apprentice. are you out there?

EDIT:

AYYYyyyy lmao i should add this in here. for those wondering what drove me to create this thread

the main reason im making this thread is because

i found a duo friend earlier. and i was bossing him around around showing him my tactics and how i want him to play , and he said "dude im not your slave. no thanks"

then i realized. what i want is a slave hahahaha ayyy lmao

so hopefully this thread makes it pretty clear

i want a slave. someone to follow all of my commands. and in return, i will carry you to diamond 1 elo. cuz im the fken god