Anyone want to play with me?

I would like some more people to play with (even though I already have tons). Ideally here's what I'd be looking for:

1. Ideally you should be in gold, or at least somewhere close to it. I'm not done with placements yet but I expect to be placed in mid-high gold. I might even be platinum soon. If you just want to play normals then you can be lower and I don't mind.
2. You are good at least least one of mid, adc, jungle or top
3. You have a good attitude
4. You want to get better and are willing to talk about things that could have been done better. And you should not just think you are diamond when you're not and act like you know everything and try to tell me everything.
5. If we can chat during the game over curse or some other program that'd probably help. And you'll use it for strategies while playing the game.
6. And you don't mind if I play support every single game. And I only play squishy supports. I'm willing to try others though but only in normals.
7. Super Mega Bonus Points! If you have any of the following: You like Hatsune Miku You like dancing You are a big Seahawks fan You are really really good at math, as in, top 0.1% You've ever tried to prove the P vs NP problem

So post here and tell me a little about yourself if you're at all interested in duoing with me.