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d1 smurf ranking up new account. LF duo partner. if u want free wins to d3 hmu

FallenAngel16··1 votes·690 views

d1 smurf ranking up my new account. if anyone wants to get free wins and join me as i climb you can hit me up. u make games easier for me cuz i garuntee 1 of my teammates isnt garbage. so i can carry easier

actually im not a d1 smurf. however it makes absolutely zero difference, because exactly what i described above is what you will get if you play with me. if you play with me you will get FREE WINS. because IM THE FUCKING GOD

if you wanted to duo with me when i was a apparently "d1 smurf" to get free wins, then listen pleb, im a fucking god, and i can give you the free wins you desire. do you have faith in the god or not?

i want a partner to make my games easier, and you want wins. we can both help eachother out

anyway heres the plan. i just want a jungler that doesnt suck, and i dont care if your first time jungle. because with my few minutes of coaching you will be better than every jungler below D1.

all i need is a jungler that follows my simple easy methods/tactics and plays how i want him to play, and i will literally have over a 95% winrate. i can fucking garuntee that.

if you are interested in being my partner and enjoying that 95% winrate with me to masters. then add me and lets talk

ALSO. here is the fair deal i will make. i think i am extremely good at this game, however, maybe im delusional and maybe i suck. either way, i believe this deal is pretty darn fair

the deal is. we can play 3 games. and if we win all 3, then holy fuck, maybe that means i might be the god i claim to be. and shit, if we win 10 in a row, then gawd dayum that is pretty strong proof that i really am the fucking god.

basically. i want you to play with me until we lose a game. how many games will we win in a row? 10? 15? 20? based on how many games we win IN A ROW PLAYA, you can use that real actual data to conclude for yourself IF I AM or IF I AINT the motherfucking god

and if you conclude I AINT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD and i cant give you those dank free wins. then thats cool playa, you dont have to play with me if you dont want to. and ill search for another partner

so there playa. thats my deal. sounds fair to me

if your interested in my deal ADD MY CURRENT ACCOUNT : kaokentake

add the account KAOKENTAKE if you wanna play with me

hope to hear from my partner soon

14 Comments

DarianEX1 votes

im an atheist... I dont believe item 3070 item 3070

Exta5y1 votes

Lol his main account is G4. sigh so sad. #lostmyfaith

but his other account: kaokentake is plat.

The struggle is real good luck with the climb

atarutaru1 votes

add me, i'll give you a a chance, why not

Princess Trouble1 votes

ur kda worse than mine an im da real scrub lel #PrincessThaREALgod ur not fallen I kicked u out for havin shit kda's

FallenAngel161 votes

when you guys see my udyr coaching which i will post here. you might change your minds playaz. almost done

FallenAngel161 votes

jungle methods for partner

i feel udyr is likely the strongest "map pressure" jungler right now. and i want that for what i run top/mid. if i got a udyr that follows my methods, im sure ill have a 95% winrate

basically, in most simple basic terms. i want you to powerfarm to 20 minutes with zero ganks (literally) . literally i want you to have a score of 0-0-0 while being a LEVEL HIGHER than the enemy midlaner at 20 minutes. that is actually possible (and extremely easy to do) if you legit just powerfarm the jungle and NEVER gank

i know it sounds fucking crazy. but every gank you do actually puts you BEHIND in my eyes. thats cuck shit. cucks gank. gods FARM.

season 7 changes made slight changes to the jungle. however after personally doing my "powerfarm" udyr style a dozen times in season 7 i was able to reach the same EXP/GOLD levels as season 6. so ive concluded riots slight changes didnt actually change the EXP/GOLD levels the jungle camps provide. in fact, it almost feels like the jungle may give slightly MORE exp/gold in season 7. so even better

i dont care how hard our other teammates feed due to the lack of ganks. it means nothing to me. because i am on another level. i am a god. as long as you follow my commands and make yourself strong, we will carry 2v5 fucking easy, no problemerino

the 6item udyr build is cinderhulk, zzrot, triforce, deadmans, warmogs, merc boots. iron elixir at 6 items sell boots for ludens super lategame.

runes: attackspeed reds. scaling hp yellow. 2 scaling CDR quints. 1 attackspeed quint. scaling MR blues

mastery: 5% armor, bush speed, 8% healing, fearless, tenacity, collosus, 4% speed, fresh blood, natural talent, battle trance

for the build i actually wany you to rush zzrot first item. it helps with map pressure. the early build is

machete > refill potion > redsmite item > armor > tier1 boots > zzrot > cinderhulk > tier2 boots > triforce > deadmans > warmogs thats the item path

pheonix udyr clears the jungle so fast that he doesnt need upgraded jungle item. i feel zzrot rush is stronger

skill path is: RWRERWREREEEWWWQQQ

the farming path i want you to do is super safe path (safe from invades). the farming path is different depending on both comps / sides. so ill tell you the early farming path ingame

AFTER you reach 20 minutes, you can start "ganking". but honestly its not even "ganking", its more like "god enforcing his will upon the plebs". basically you will be a god and your giving the plebs your D

you will be so strong from my simple "gods knowledge" of powerfarming, that i dont care what you do at that point. you can pretty much do anything you want after 20 minutes cuz you will pretty much be a god from following my so simple, yet for some reason so difficult for plebs to do, methods. because you followed "gods knowledge" of powerfarming, you will gain some of my power. and with a portion of my power, basically at that point you can do whatever the fuck you want and it will work. you fart and you will get a pentakill with this udyr

oh. i forgot to say. once ZZROT is done, do not place it. i will command you when and where to place your zzrot. your zzrot gives me alot of power to decide which lane i want to help with it.

ayy thats about all of my jungle coaching... for now..

Rain Smurff1 votes

{quoted}

jungle methods for partner

i feel udyr is likely the strongest "map pressure" jungler right now. and i want that for what i run top/mid. if i got a udyr that follows my methods, im sure ill have a 95% winrate

basically, in most simple basic terms. i want you to powerfarm to 20 minutes with zero ganks (literally) . literally i want you to have a score of 0-0-0 while being a LEVEL HIGHER than the enemy midlaner at 20 minutes. that is actually possible (and extremely easy to do) if you legit just powerfarm the jungle and NEVER gank

i know it sounds fucking crazy. but every gank you do actually puts you BEHIND in my eyes. thats cuck shit. cucks gank. gods FARM.

season 7 changes made slight changes to the jungle. however after personally doing my "powerfarm" udyr style a dozen times in season 7 i was able to reach the same EXP/GOLD levels as season 6. so ive concluded riots slight changes didnt actually change the EXP/GOLD levels the jungle camps provide. in fact, it almost feels like the jungle may give slightly MORE exp/gold in season 7. so even better

i dont care how hard our other teammates feed due to the lack of ganks. it means nothing to me. because i am on another level. i am a god. as long as you follow my commands and make yourself strong, we will carry 2v5 fucking easy, no problemerino

the 6item udyr build is cinderhulk, zzrot, triforce, deadmans, warmogs, merc boots. iron elixir at 6 items sell boots for ludens super lategame.

runes: attackspeed reds. scaling hp yellow. 2 scaling CDR quints. 1 attackspeed quint. scaling MR blues

mastery: 5% armor, bush speed, 8% healing, fearless, tenacity, collosus, 4% speed, fresh blood, natural talent, battle trance

for the build i actually wany you to rush zzrot first item. it helps with map pressure. the early build is

machete > refill potion > armor > tier1 boots > zzrot > cinderhulk > tier2 boots > triforce > deadmans > warmogs thats the item path

pheonix udyr clears the jungle so fast that he doesnt need upgraded jungle item. i feel zzrot rush is stronger

skill path is: RWRERWREREEEWWWQQQ

the farming path i want you to do is super safe path (safe from invades). the farming path is different depending on both comps / sides. so ill tell you the early farming path ingame

AFTER you reach 20 minutes, you can start "ganking". but honestly its not even "ganking", its more like "god enforcing his will upon the plebs". basically you will be a god and your giving the plebs your D

you will be so strong from my simple "gods knowledge" of powerfarming, that i dont care what you do at that point. you can pretty much do anything you want after 20 minutes cuz you will pretty much be a god from following my so simple, yet for some reason so difficult for plebs to do, methods. because you followed "gods knowledge" of powerfarming, you will gain some of my power. and with a portion of my power, basically at that point you can do whatever the fuck you want and it will work. you fart and you will get a pentakill with this udyr

oh. i forgot to say. once ZZROT is done, do not place it. i will command you when and where to place your zzrot. your zzrot gives me alot of power to decide which lane i want to help with it.

ayy thats about all of my jungle coaching... for now..

I just died a little in the inside. You have zero game sense. Was a good laugh, so thanks! xD

FallenAngel161 votes

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I just died a little in the inside. You have zero game sense. Was a good laugh, so thanks! xD

if you only knew the power of the dark side

lets hope you never have to face against me when im running my "twin gods" strategy

you might have mental damage after the game... after you feel the power

Rain Smurff1 votes

{quoted}

if you only knew the power of the dark side

lets hope you never have to face against me when im running my "twin gods" strategy

you might have mental damage after the game... after you feel the power

your gold IV. I don't think I would ever drop my mmr that low as to ever get into queue with you lol.

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