[Back again] Silver team looking for more members :P

Looking for a silver jungler or adc for our 5s team. We had more members at one point but schedule conflicts and lack of availability is forcing us to find more active members. We don't have a lot of requirements but we are HIGHLY insistent on friendly personalities.

To help us ensure you are the right person for this team, we would like you to fill out a question are with the required information below. Please answer the following.

• What division are you in.
• What is your main role
• Are you friendly
• How old are you
• When are you available
• what is your ssn
• what is your credit card number ( must put security code and express date )
• what is your zip code
• What is your social status
• Do you have any high school credibility
• What time of day do you put your guard down
• Do you like anal
• are you willing to try it
• are you a fan of penetration
• how much protection do you usually get before penetration is applied
• Do you know Adam
• Are you a riven main
• if so, are you r%%%%%ed?
• Thoughts on presidential candidates
• are you a Donald trump or Hilary Clinton
• Can you stimulate a giraffe.
• can you assimilate a giraffe.
• do you speak English ( this is a must )
• do you have any sexy sisters that are down for foreplay.
• do you have any sisters in general, that are down for all bases
• Do you love pie? ( this is a must )