im a god on another level. searching for my dark apprentice. who wants to reach challenger with me?

FallenAngel16··1 votes·952 views

this post is completely 100% serious. after you play 1 game of me and witness my level, you will realize i aint fucking around. this aint a fucking joke. im out to get challenger, and i want to find my dark apprentice to make this shit 10x easier

dont wanna spend much time explaining this crap. gods time is valuable. i want to find my fucking dark apprentice. i know your out there. add me and lets get to destroying the plebs

im a fucking god at this game

i have designed many powerful strategys we can use to climb ranked. however most of my strategys require a partner. I want a dark apprentice that i can share my strategies with, and we do my strategys, AND WE WILL DOMINATE AND DESTROY THE PLEBS

im looking for my dark apprentice. someone who will ABSOLUTELY FOLLOW MY COMMANDS AND MY WILL AND MY WAY

i dont care about your skill. all i require from you is your faith in my ability. as long as i have your faith, i can fix your skill, and make you worthy to fight beside the god that i am

ADD MY CURRENT ACCOUNT TO TALK TO ME : kaokentake

add the name KAOKENTAKE to talk to me

i am getting pretty pissed off. i want to find my dark apprentice. i want to start destroying the plebs. a eternal bloodthirst exists in my heart. my carnage needs to be unleashed. EVERY FUCKING SECOND SPENT WAITING IS PISSING ME OFF

16 Comments

Alaric The Sic2 votes

Your MMR is pathetic. Your kda is even worse. Your cs per minute is abysmal. The only way players could learn from you is by doing the opposite of what you are currently doing. Arrogance doesn't get you anywhere kid.

Treeofwar1 votes

you are only plat though????? my friend got challenger last year i think ill just learn from him

Finn Teh Human2 votes

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you are only plat though????? my friend got challenger last year i think ill just learn from him

Oh man he's on another level alright.

Princess Trouble1 votes

1,441 MMR Silver 1 Your MMR is lower than the average expected MMR for players in your division. Your MMR will continue to tank unless you improve your play!

Silly Neeko1 votes

(i think they are just trying to make a fun way of looking for a duo. With how aarogant they are sounding ill almost bet they had Darth Vader in mind when making this post)

Finn Teh Human1 votes

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(i think they are just trying to make a fun way of looking for a duo. With how aarogant they are sounding ill almost bet they had Darth Vader in mind when making this post)

I've seen him make a post 3 times like this lol. He's tried adding me 2 times and that's why I haven't accepted.

HyperLethaI1 votes

Alas, master I am here! Teach me the ways of your dark arts so I may too become challenger along side you! Let us rain carnage down from the heavens upon these peasants and take the elo that rightfully belongs to us!

~ Dark Apprentice

FallenAngel161 votes

ayyy

Eefje1 votes

add me babe LF Sugar Daddy

Skippy2 votes

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add me babe LF Sugar Daddy

You crack me up man.

Eefje2 votes

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You crack me up man.

This post was too good to pass up what can I say

FallenAngel161 votes

ayyy

FallenAngel161 votes

ayyy

Akali Prime1 votes

checks match history

pffft ok...

FallenAngel161 votes

ayyy

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