i am THE GOD. LF partner for DUO QUEUE. seeking my dark apprentice

FallenAngel16··1 votes·528 views

d1 smurf ranking up my new account. if anyone wants to get free wins and join me as i climb you can hit me up. u make games easier for me cuz i garuntee 1 of my teammates isnt garbage. so i can carry easier

actually im not a d1 smurf. however it makes absolutely zero difference, because exactly what i described above is what you will get if you play with me. if you play with me you will get FREE WINS. because IM THE FUCKING GOD

if you wanted to duo with me when i was a apparently "d1 smurf" to get free wins, then listen pleb, im a fucking god, and i can give you the free wins you desire. do you have faith in the god or not?

i want a partner to make my games easier, and you want wins. we can both help eachother out

anyway heres the plan. i just want a jungler that doesnt suck, and i dont care if your first time jungle. because with my few minutes of coaching you will be better than every jungler below D1.

all i need is a jungler that follows my simple easy methods/tactics and plays how i want him to play, and i will literally have over a 95% winrate. i can fucking garuntee that.

if you are interested in being my partner and enjoying that 95% winrate with me to masters. then add me and lets talk

ALSO. here is the fair deal i will make. i think i am extremely good at this game, however, maybe im delusional and maybe i suck. either way, i believe this deal is pretty darn fair

the deal is. we can play 3 games. and if we win all 3, then holy fuck, maybe that means i might be the god i claim to be. and shit, if we win 10 in a row, then gawd dayum that is pretty strong proof that i really am the fucking god.

basically. i want you to play with me until we lose a game. how many games will we win in a row? 10? 15? 20? based on how many games we win IN A ROW PLAYA, you can use that real actual data to conclude for yourself IF I AM or IF I AINT the motherfucking god

and if you conclude I AINT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD and i cant give you those dank free wins. then thats cool playa, you dont have to play with me if you dont want to. and ill search for another partner

so there playa. thats my deal. sounds fair to me

if your interested in my deal ADD MY CURRENT ACCOUNT : kaokentake

add the account KAOKENTAKE if you wanna play with me

is my dark apprentice out there? if you join me. our power will be unstoppable

12 Comments

Astrea Myrth2 votes

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

nPbIsSEaID2 votes

I've never been more embarrassed of a post until now.

FallenAngel161 votes

i dont understand the hate some of yall have form4 for reals

like brahz. im just looking for a duo partner who shares my spirit, my drive, my resolve, and my way

if i find a duo partner who LIKES MY ATTITUDE, LIKES MY DRIVE, LIKES MY CONFIDENCE IN MYSELF, and she ENJOYS PLAYING WITH ME AND BEING MY PARTNER. then why the fk you gonna hate on us dawg?

why even post your hateful comments? you just wasting your time playa'

i love playing league and im certain i will find my dark apprentice that likes playing with me cuz he sees the god that i am

Deluxe1 votes

Yea... your match history says otherwise.

FallenAngel161 votes

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Yea... your match history says otherwise.

why even type anything playa? do you think i care about what your saying about me?

ima find my partner. and we will destroy and dominate

and if you wanna keep hatin' then keep on hatin' playa

i guess you succeeded in making me respond to you. if thats what you wanted i guess you got what ya wanted playa'

LimePunch1 votes

I WANT O BE YOUR DARK APPRENTINCE BOI

LimePunch1 votes

PLEASE BRO WE CAN RULE AND DOMINATE THIS FUCKING GAME

LimePunch1 votes

IMMA HELP YOU CAUSE YOU ARE A LEGEND, YOU ARE A GOD AND HOWEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN FUCK THEMSELVES BRO

LimePunch1 votes

I PLAY JUNGLE AND BRO WE CAN DO THIS

FallenAngel161 votes

morde extra for my partner

  1. after lvl11. i basically want you to cast your ultimate -immediately- on the first enemy who gets in range, whoever it is, whenever you can (make sure they dont have banshees. use E to get rid of banshees if they do)

the reason for this, is because most of your damage comes from your E. mordes strongest spell is his 6 second cooldown E that does fuckloads of damage to everything in a large range and gives you a shield

your ultimate i view as something you just wanna "use" to put it on cooldown so you can "use it again" asap. your goal as morde for your ultimate is to simply cast it as many times as you can in a game.

remember you ultimate does good damage to tanks too. it does good damage to everything

whenever a enemy gets in range (and the range is big), just press R and use it. you want to max out the amount of times you cast that sucker

every time you cast your ultimate, it does a nice chunk of damage. and because your going rylai liandry fast, you get the %hp burn which makes your ultimate do nice impact every time you use it

  1. i want you to have this mindset in combat

i want you sort of play with the mindset that your only spell is your E. and WRQ is extra frosting on the cake

what i mean by this is. most mordes will cast ERW then run in and trying to get off Q's and die. i feel thats bad since your going glass cannon

instead of running in and trying to get off Q's. just sit back and spam your E which has a long range. and your E does very good damage since your building high damage items

so your fighting style will mostly be

-cast R on the first thing you can -spam E

and also. you have W. just cast W on anyone on your team and it gives both of you a AoE that deals nice damage and slows anyone nearby (with rylais)

-also. you have your Q. the way i want you to use your Q is as mostly a "punishing tool" for anyone who gets in range of you

if anyone on the enemy team goes past our frontline trying to access our backline, then THATS WHEN you use your Q to punish him and blast him with super high damage

  1. oh i forgot. use "quick cast + self cast" on your W. it lets you simply "click anywhere" and your W will cast on yourself automatically. so that lets you press WW while farming to easily heal and farm

also. quickcast+selfcast on your W lets you just simply and easily press W anywhere in the fight, and it casts your W on yourself. all you care about is yourself mostly, it doesnt matter what your W goes on to

also. use quickcast for Q E and R

FallenAngel161 votes

ayy

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