Look for support

IT claims that they actually fixed my packet loss issue (which I am skeptical), so now it is time to get serious.

I kinda want to get to a good elo with my worst role, which is adc... but solo queuing as an adc is whack.

I need a designated busted bitch that will be focused on playing a support like Jenny and afk in the bush while complimenting how good I am at the game.

Pros:

• You get a free elo boost
• You can stream your tits skills on twitch and profit while gaining freelo
• Your dream of becoming a carried ass busted bitch will become a reality
• My skills have a direct correlation with the growth of my boner

Cons:

• The elo machine might take a while to ramp up
• You cannot speak unless you are complimenting my godlike skills

Requirements:

• Elo doesn't matter, any living organism and set in a bush and press E over me
• You have to be 7/10 or better, this has to be proved with pic time stamp
• You have to own Jenny and Nami
• You must lack your own thought process, do only as you say
• You are an accessory to bot lane, therefore you will follow me for every second in the game

If you would like to apply, click here: http://goo.gl/forms/MJor3M4xI2

(im very serious)