Slightly less terrible than before Bronze 4 filler looking for friends

I've been getting tips from good players I met through this forum and I was able to get out of B5 pretty fast. Next stop, B3.

Pros to playing with me:

1. I have almost all of the champions, so I can FP you anything.
2. I don't rage. Even if you're as bad as I am, or worse.
3. I play a lot of unranked with my wife and some friends. We're a laid back group.
4. I have TS3.
5. I'm not a role Nazi. I know I'm not really good enough to be a main anything, so I almost always just fill.

Cons to playing with me:

1. I'm bad at this game.

Pros to spectating me (if you don't want to get in game with me):

1. I know I'm bad, so I'll just do whatever you tell me to.
2. I respond in the chat to whatever you tell me to do.

Cons to spectating me:

1. The stream is probably boring to watch.
2. Spectating Bronze will probably feel like watching the Special Olympics for anyone Plat or higher.