Need help need it fast

Sounds like the help you need is a therapist

''I am a Toplane/Jungle god'', ok, narcissism: check. ''but you know how it gets'', trying to get personal, empathic and friendly as a subtle manipulation: check. Thinks all other players are bad except him, which doesn't make any sense because with an 80% winrate mmr you'd most likely get matched with other smurfs at some point: check. Person clearly has anger management issues: check. ''no assassin mid lane mains pls'' Already non-acceptant and close minded before even getting into a game: check.

I'm not trying to be an asshole, I'm just saying, that's stuff you could work on already, instead of getting someone else to control you.

If you want a TL:DR refer to Lord LeStrange's comment.

If i had to guess, the account your on right now will soon be banned xD. Im Willing to bet my moms life on it actually

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So here i am, top/jg god, coming back to the game since what feels like forever, with the intention to not be toxic cus ive had 40+ accs banned cus of toxicity yeh.

Start the game off well, get placed in silver 4, climb to silver 2 with like 80w/r or something like that, but you know how to gets.. Bad players r bad, then they don't know when they r bad, i tilt and i flip shit so here i am now, after 2 days of just yoloing around spamming roles i don't play and stuff like lissandra into things that counter me cus im too tilty to care, my w/r dropped, im at s4, and now im on the forums lf help.

im in need of a chill/GOOD mid laner ( or jg ) to q with since im rly not toxic ingame when i have someone to play with, all my friends r in EUW so ive no one to play with in NA

no assassin mid lane mains pls x)

You are not a god if you are silver 5 with lower than expected elo lmao.

http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=Miltonbradly