Poro King is Evil!!!!

Well it's almost 2 years since Magma Chamber was first featured and later cancelled. Along with it Magma... errrr....Scorched Earth.... their species of Poros have not been even explicitly defined. It's quite sad that these have been neglected, especially during the Legend of the Poro King. It has come to my attention that the Poro King has refused to invite them to the festivities. I will not except such a King.