Some people are light in the head ... (a rant of sorts)

I just got out of a game where we had a Kalista who would not use her unique item to bond with anyone ... throughout the whole game. She also fed like crazy. We had a Maokai who liked to tower dive a lot, or just dive in general ... he fed a lot too. No matter how nicely I asked for people to be aware of these things ... they did not become aware. Then people just sat in one spot as the flying poros come at them ... and they don't even try to dodge them. I ask them if they are having connectivity issues, and they actually reply "Naw, I'm good." They repeatedly face-check bushes when I tell them that the Throw Poro acts as a vision ability that you can use ... no one used it to look in bushes, if they even used the skill at all. >.> And that was just one team I was matched with. It was the worst out of the bunch, but the problems still persist in the other bad teams.

Out of 4 matches so far in this new mode, only 1 team of mine seemed to know how to use their brain proficiently. Don't even get me started on how many times people asked "What do the new Summoner Spells do?", because I lost count at how many people can't read.

Anyone else being put with teams in this new mode that are filled with people who don't know how to tie their own shoes? It can't just be me ...